spec-chum

A person who owns a ZX Spectrum computer, therefore they are your friend. Coined by Your Sinclair magazine I believe.

One of my spec-chums lent me a copy of Rainbow Islands for my speccy. It's crap in a funky skillo kind of way.

by chird September 10, 2003

gudge

(Highland Slang) Person hailing from Dingwall or immediate area. Short version of gudgie or gudgie-coff.

I'm off to meet some gudge for a pint in the Mallard.

by chird September 10, 2003

feb

Fucking English Bastard

The Feb wore green wellies.

by chird March 01, 2004

felch bar

An establishment where people pay to be felched or to felch.

He goes to Liam's felch bar, I hear it has reasonable rates

by chird September 10, 2003

nobgobbler

A person who sucks penis, in a deep throat stylee.

He is a real nobgobbler, he'd suck the sweat off of dead mens balls

by chird September 09, 2003

specky

Derisory term for someone who wears spectacles.

Oi! Ref ya specky bastard! You can't see the end of your nose you twat!

by chird September 10, 2003

what like

Bastardized version of fit like bred purely for the use of the 'what light?' pun as demonstrated below:

Willie: Switch off that light, Deek!
Deek: What light?
Willie: What like, yersel?

by chird March 15, 2004