Sneets 

So not eets

(to be not eetswa.)

Mum: We are having crockpot dinner tonight

Son: Oh fuark thats sneets

Sneets by trotter100 September 20, 2021

Snee Sneets

Improper childish way to say hello

Snee sneets👋😁💯

Snee Sneets by FlickABegel July 3, 2026

sheets and funnel

Referring to the use of bamboo sheets and funnel tobacco leaf to smoke marijuana

Her: you smoke swishers?
Me: Hell nah only sheets and funnel slim!

sheets and funnel by Unclegleesh March 22, 2017

Butt Sheets 

Underwear.

Karen couldn't wait to try on her new pink satin butt sheets.

Wanda had to wear old butt sheets since she didn't do laundry that week.

Debbie put on her lucky butt sheets for her job interview.

Butt Sheets by The anti-funhugger April 11, 2015

sneet snart

trans teens spelled backwards. it just sounds funny. say it out loud. right now. go ahead.

James: Hey, Dave? What's trans teens spelled backwards?
Dave: sneet snart
James: what was that?
Dave: S N E E T S N A R T

sneet snart by eva canned bread May 1, 2020

ludicrous tomfoolery or delectable sweets? 

This is what British mfs named "Sir Bumble Nockntooten IV" expect you to say on Halloween rather than, "Trick or treat?"

The story of Sir Bumble Nockentooten IV's expectation for children to say "ludicrous tomfoolery or delectable sweets?"

Me: *Knocks on Sir Bumble Nockentooten IV's door*
Sir Bumble Nockentooten IV: *Opens door*
Me: "Trick or treat?!"
Sir Bumble Nockentooten IV: *Closes door in anger and pure frustration and starts to cry*

ludicrous tomfoolery or delectable sweets? by Minecraft Muffin November 3, 2020

monkey sheets 

Bed sheets stained with spooge because you masturbated and then subsequently ejaculated onto them.
Monkey sheets are frequently characterised by having a queer odour.

{Beavis and Butt-Head dressing themselves as ghosts for Halloween}

{Beavis}: Hey Butt-Head, this sheet smells funny.
{Butt-Head}: Yeah, huh huh. Those are my special monkey sheets.
{Beavis}: O fuck! Get it off! Get it off!! GET IT OFF!!!

monkey sheets by Telephony February 15, 2020