a type of shoe that dumb bitches wear when going out. they are ugly and VERY unbecoming, but some are fond of them. when I see these, I think to myself, "what the fuck are those?"
A former member of twitch's community. Used to be a great person, nowadays only a shell of a man, lost to the vastness of the universe. He can only mutter a few words that hold no meaning to them.
–Hey remember Sneesi?
–Yeah dude, I think I saw him playing Outer Worlds or something.
Someone who is so sarcastic they forget the original point they were trying to make. A Minister of Sneers will spout such acidic verbiage that they often burn themselves in the process. A person who holds this position enjoys the process of cutting people (or things) down to a level above normal sarcasm. Often confused with an Office Monkey.
Our cubicle Minister of Sneers made so much fun of my new car I was embarrassed and returned it to the dealership.
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The Minister of Sneers made fun of the Republican candidate, but then fell silent when the Democratic nominee took the same position.
When one gets thrice rejected, then agrees to eat the girl out, only to be reciprocated the next morning by an underwhelming, three-second, over the pants hand job of utter pity.
another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they'resober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.