Eets 

Adjective.
Short for Sweet, meaning awesome, describing something that is preferable happening.

John: "How much is entry to that new club?"
Jessica: "It's free!"
John: "Ah, Eets!!"

Eets by urfavouriteitem November 10, 2012

eets 

eets is just short for eetswa ahich is sweet in pig latin. little eshay cunts use the word a lot cause they think they be owning sydney and they think they are kings.

Person 1. did you get the weed?
person 2. yeah bro!
person 1. eets bro

eets by your fucken ass cunt July 2, 2020

Eets 

The feeling of satisfaction or comfort achieved by drugs also used to say your fine.

I took three pills now im fucking eets eets
Nah dont worry about me i'll be eets eets

Eets by OldFourNipsNeil November 5, 2013

Eets 

Eets is the collective noun for anything edible.

Pronunciation: AIDS.

1) I Can Haz Eets?

2) I'm hungry .... Let's get Eets!

3) Do you Eets?

4) I want Eets!

Eets by Rinkusoz January 5, 2010

Eets 

A phase like "Here comes Johny".

Eets!

Eets by da dude which is gross October 27, 2022

eets geets 

the act of giving someone a Dirty Mexican Breakfast

i totally eets geetsed the hell out of her

eets geets by BlackFuzzyDildoFromHell May 15, 2010

Eetswa 

Sweet in pig latin, used by most youth on the east coast, particularly sydney.

Person 1: did you get the stuff?

Person 2: yeah lad

Person 1: eetswa lad

Eetswa by Churtothatone November 8, 2019