skeetshake

The frosty, lightly salted, beverage consisting of skeet in a shot glass, downed in 1 for the viewing pleasure and sexual gratification of the skeetasaurus.

Ralph loves it when Jonny makes him drink his skeetshakes.

by Simon Magellan June 4, 2007

skeetsucker

a lousy whore that guzzles skeet, or spluge/spunk/jizz/cum/semen

a cum dumpster

Man that bitch is such a fucking skeetsucker. What a two-bit, good-for-nothing fucking whore!

by K-Dizzle May 13, 2005

Skeetshart

The unintentional ejection of seminal contents stored in a male or female rectal vault after relaxation of the anal sphincter to emit flatus.

Matt laughed uncontrollably and consequently skeetsharted a few milliliters of load onto the carpet after hearing Peter's joke about, "his penis' neighbor being an asshole."

by NorthernExposurePole February 23, 2015

skeetskeet

a ho, slut, any girl who sleeps around and got a pussy wit teeth. also known as a hoochie wit an ichy coochie

dat girl dresses like a skeetskeet.

by new york city's one and only chino April 15, 2006

Skeet Shake

A guy masturbates in a shake (any kind) and makes the girl chug it all down.

"Sandra said that the skeet shake I gave her was the best shake she ever had"

by Oeltjens January 31, 2010

sheetsbaked

To get horribly distracted from doing what you intend on doing and not accomplishing anything.

Erik: "Dude, did you blog it up last night?"
Nathan: No ... I got ... sheetsbaked."
Erik: "Ouch."

by themaneatingcar October 18, 2008