skeetshake 

The frosty, lightly salted, beverage consisting of skeet in a shot glass, downed in 1 for the viewing pleasure and sexual gratification of the skeetasaurus.

Ralph loves it when Jonny makes him drink his skeetshakes.

skeetshake by Simon Magellan June 4, 2007

skeetsucker

a lousy whore that guzzles skeet, or spluge/spunk/jizz/cum/semen

a cum dumpster

Man that bitch is such a fucking skeetsucker. What a two-bit, good-for-nothing fucking whore!

skeetsucker by K-Dizzle May 13, 2005

Skeetshart 

The unintentional ejection of seminal contents stored in a male or female rectal vault after relaxation of the anal sphincter to emit flatus.

Matt laughed uncontrollably and consequently skeetsharted a few milliliters of load onto the carpet after hearing Peter's joke about, "his penis' neighbor being an asshole."

Skeetshart by NorthernExposurePole February 23, 2015

skeetskeet

a ho, slut, any girl who sleeps around and got a pussy wit teeth. also known as a hoochie wit an ichy coochie

dat girl dresses like a skeetskeet.

skeetskeet by new york city's one and only chino April 15, 2006

Skeet Shake 

A guy masturbates in a shake (any kind) and makes the girl chug it all down.

"Sandra said that the skeet shake I gave her was the best shake she ever had"

Skeet Shake by Oeltjens January 31, 2010

sheetsbaked 

To get horribly distracted from doing what you intend on doing and not accomplishing anything.

Erik: "Dude, did you blog it up last night?"
Nathan: No ... I got ... sheetsbaked."
Erik: "Ouch."

sheetsbaked by themaneatingcar October 18, 2008