sneenis

First coined by Stephen Colbert, a sneenis is a penis that is actually capable of sneezing.

The only known sneenis in existence belongs to Jon Kyl.

Jon Kyl is actually capable of sneezing with his penis. He calls it a sneenis #was not intended to be a factual statement

by MarcusDonovinius June 30, 2011

Sneenis

The act of rolling up ones flaccid penis and tucking it against your balls to create the effect of a snail shell.

"Which way do you stick your dick down your trousers in the morning, the left leg or the right?"

"I just give myself a sneenis and get going."

by Oowoo_milord October 16, 2022

Peaky Sneenis

n. A person who is adept at seducing someone either with suave talking or provacative gestures.

v. A swift and unexpected anal ravaging.

n. He is a very peaky sneenis.
v. She was peaky sneenis'd like a champ.

by sirron kcuhceht August 6, 2008

sheenist

One who follows the way of charlie sheen, he is always winning, drinks tiger blood instead of water and loves pornstars.,

When I walk out of my bed full of pornstars and my head hurts from all the crack, I walk to my fridge and drink some award WINNING tiger blood, I realized I'm a sheenist

by Danik Kosol March 30, 2011

Sheenis

The snorting of cocaine off one's penis. Named after the party legend poon hound himself, Charlie Sheen.

Your girlfriend loves my Sheenis. Winning!

by M_Dubz152 June 11, 2023

Sneegis

A weird cringy person or disgusting

Hannah Irwin is such a sneegis

by The.gabe m February 6, 2017

Sheenis

Penis coated in cocaine. Developed by Seth McFarlane during the Comedy Central Roast of Charlie Sheen.

A dick with cocaine on it is called a 'Sheenis' in Norway.

by zn-1 September 20, 2011