Skeenis 

A "Skeenis" is the laziest or lamest dude in a given group of people. It could even be his nickname.

Victor- Hey Jimbo, did you bring me that bottle of malt liquor I asked you for?

Jimbo- No man. I thought you were just joking!

Victor- You're such a skeenis man!

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Ulysses- What the hell? What skeenis left these Cheez-It crumbs all over my bed? Oh my...is that a turd?

Dick- Sorry dude. Guess I got drunkadelic with some change I found in your drawers and then passed out in your room. As it turns out, I shit in your bed also.

Ulysses- Good Lord, Dick. You're a real skeenis.

Skeenis by crapburglar July 21, 2012

skeenis 

skeenis is a nickname for skyla. skeenis comes from the racquel word of “skeener wiener.” skeenis is a very energetic and funny girl. she also LOVES talking to other skeenises.

“skeenis is the best human being on earth”

skeenis by SKEENIS June 6, 2021

Skeenis 

A term used to describe a member of the friend group with the smallest, skinniest penis in the group, research shows to be more common in shorter men.

Dude did you hear about Connor? That midget has such a skeenis!

Skeenis by RonaldWilkes April 21, 2024

Skeenis 

Skinny + penis. A common Newfie slang term.

"I haven't stopped thinking about the skeenis since I saw it."
"Oh, you're such a Connor Gray!"

Skeenis by Newfie62castledrive January 23, 2025

sheenist 

One who follows the way of charlie sheen, he is always winning, drinks tiger blood instead of water and loves pornstars.,

When I walk out of my bed full of pornstars and my head hurts from all the crack, I walk to my fridge and drink some award WINNING tiger blood, I realized I'm a sheenist

sheenist by Danik Kosol March 30, 2011

Sheenis

The snorting of cocaine off one's penis. Named after the party legend poon hound himself, Charlie Sheen.

Your girlfriend loves my Sheenis. Winning!

Sheenis by M_Dubz152 June 11, 2023

Sheenis

Penis coated in cocaine. Developed by Seth McFarlane during the Comedy Central Roast of Charlie Sheen.

A dick with cocaine on it is called a 'Sheenis' in Norway.

Sheenis by zn-1 September 20, 2011