Skeenis

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A "Skeenis" is the laziest or lamest dude in a given group of people. It could even be his nickname.

Victor- Hey Jimbo, did you bring me that bottle of malt liquor I asked you for?

Jimbo- No man. I thought you were just joking!

Victor- You're such a skeenis man!

******or*******

Ulysses- What the hell? What skeenis left these Cheez-It crumbs all over my bed? Oh my...is that a turd?

Dick- Sorry dude. Guess I got drunkadelic with some change I found in your drawers and then passed out in your room. As it turns out, I shit in your bed also.

Ulysses- Good Lord, Dick. You're a real skeenis.

Skeenis by crapburglar July 21, 2012

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skeenis is a nickname for skyla. skeenis comes from the racquel word of “skeener wiener.” skeenis is a very energetic and funny girl. she also LOVES talking to other skeenises.

“skeenis is the best human being on earth”

skeenis by SKEENIS June 6, 2021

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Skeenis • Sheenis • Sheenism • sweenis • Sheenis Envy • Skenis • sheenist • Skeensfiction (noun) • Skeenster • Skeetism

Skeenis

A term used to describe a member of the friend group with the smallest, skinniest penis in the group, research shows to be more common in shorter men.

Dude did you hear about Connor? That midget has such a skeenis!

Skeenis by RonaldWilkes April 21, 2024

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Skeenis

Skinny + penis. A common Newfie slang term.

"I haven't stopped thinking about the skeenis since I saw it."
"Oh, you're such a Connor Gray!"

Skeenis by Newfie62castledrive January 23, 2025

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sheenist

One who follows the way of charlie sheen, he is always winning, drinks tiger blood instead of water and loves pornstars.,

When I walk out of my bed full of pornstars and my head hurts from all the crack, I walk to my fridge and drink some award WINNING tiger blood, I realized I'm a sheenist

sheenist by Danik Kosol March 30, 2011

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Sheenis

The snorting of cocaine off one's penis. Named after the party legend poon hound himself, Charlie Sheen.

Your girlfriend loves my Sheenis. Winning!

Sheenis by M_Dubz152 June 11, 2023

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Sheenis

Penis coated in cocaine. Developed by Seth McFarlane during the Comedy Central Roast of Charlie Sheen.

A dick with cocaine on it is called a 'Sheenis' in Norway.

Sheenis by zn-1 September 20, 2011

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Striver

The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.

Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh

Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009

Word of the Day on August 15, 2026

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SkyPesos

Delta SkyMiles, also known as SkyPesos, is the frequent flyer program of Delta Airlines. It has a very poor value and hard to use.

- I'm trying to book an award flight to Paris, but I only have 70,000 SkyPesos
- Just forget about it, you don't have enough SkyPesos to fly anywhere.

SkyPesos by 404_name_not_found December 6, 2018

Word of the Day on August 14, 2026

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Quiche Peanemis

Quirky niche peak cinema analysis
It describes the analysis of a media piece which is quirky and niche, yet peak.

Give me the quiche peanemis on the movie I missed.

Quiche Peanemis by Mushroom2241 June 17, 2026

Word of the Day on August 13, 2026

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