Skeenis

A "Skeenis" is the laziest or lamest dude in a given group of people. It could even be his nickname.

Victor- Hey Jimbo, did you bring me that bottle of malt liquor I asked you for?

Jimbo- No man. I thought you were just joking!

Victor- You're such a skeenis man!

******or*******

Ulysses- What the hell? What skeenis left these Cheez-It crumbs all over my bed? Oh my...is that a turd?

Dick- Sorry dude. Guess I got drunkadelic with some change I found in your drawers and then passed out in your room. As it turns out, I shit in your bed also.

Ulysses- Good Lord, Dick. You're a real skeenis.

by crapburglar July 21, 2012

Skeeny

A word to describe a joint or a an object that contains tobacco and marjuana.

Reezy: "Yo blud meet me at the corner shop for a fat skeeny"

Shxdow: "Yeah fam gimme 5 mins"

by Bad Man Reezy January 16, 2017

Skeeny

A gender that likes the same gender
Gay or Lesbian

Yo that guy is skeeny

by RM17 April 2, 2017

skeenie weenie

A phrase used to acknowledge something you previously were unaware of. Mainly used by people with no intelligence and that are dickheads or have serious problems with their testicles as their jeans cut off all blood circulation to them.

Person: You are an absolute dickhead
Dickhead: Skeenie Weenie
Person: Go die

by Scene Hater October 17, 2007

skeeny toot

A meme of when a happy overweight dog farts

Overweight dog: farts
homie: man yo dawg such a skeeny toot

by blæ May 7, 2021

Skeenis

A term used to describe a member of the friend group with the smallest, skinniest penis in the group, research shows to be more common in shorter men.

Dude did you hear about Connor? That midget has such a skeenis!

by RonaldWilkes April 21, 2024

Skeenis

Skinny + penis. A common Newfie slang term.

"I haven't stopped thinking about the skeenis since I saw it."
"Oh, you're such a Connor Gray!"

by Newfie62castledrive January 23, 2025