A "Skeenis" is the laziest or lamest dude in a given group of people. It could even be his nickname.
Victor- Hey Jimbo, did you bring me that bottle of malt liquor I asked you for?
Jimbo- No man. I thought you were just joking!
Victor- You're such a skeenis man!
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Ulysses- What the hell? What skeenis left these Cheez-It crumbs all over my bed? Oh my...is that a turd?
Dick- Sorry dude. Guess I got drunkadelic with some change I found in your drawers and then passed out in your room. As it turns out, I shit in your bed also.
Ulysses- Good Lord, Dick. You're a real skeenis.
Jimbo- No man. I thought you were just joking!
Victor- You're such a skeenis man!
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Ulysses- What the hell? What skeenis left these Cheez-It crumbs all over my bed? Oh my...is that a turd?
Dick- Sorry dude. Guess I got drunkadelic with some change I found in your drawers and then passed out in your room. As it turns out, I shit in your bed also.
Ulysses- Good Lord, Dick. You're a real skeenis.
by crapburglar July 18, 2012
by Bad Man Reezy January 16, 2017
by RM17 April 2, 2017
A phrase used to acknowledge something you previously were unaware of. Mainly used by people with no intelligence and that are dickheads or have serious problems with their testicles as their jeans cut off all blood circulation to them.
by Scene Hater October 2, 2007
by blæ May 7, 2021
skeenis is a nickname for skyla. skeenis comes from the racquel word of “skeener wiener.” skeenis is a very energetic and funny girl. she also LOVES talking to other skeenises.
by SKEENIS June 6, 2021