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Irwin is tha realist thug in tha world and a loaded cunt.
bro did you see irwin cap a few cunts.
by Elvin April 14, 2005
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A truly extraordinary man whose smile could cure cancer, and loves children with all his heart. He is most famous for his molecules being on the moon, and that one teacher whose jokes are actually funny. This Scotch-Irish American is probably the best history teacher that God Himself has ever seen and ever will see. One of his superpowers is the ability to take a student back in time to any event in history, and teach them about what happened in that time. Although he might be mean sometimes, we love him all the same.
Hey! You’ll never guess what I learned in Irwin’s class today!
by Perfect propaganda November 02, 2017
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A person (pimp) who hangs out with girls like Natalie, Nicole, Jess, Amanda
Hey boi, whats your name?


So I see you hang out DA GIRLS!!!!!!!!
by Doctor Chan June 08, 2011
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Lady Nancy Astor to Winston Chruchill: "Winston, if you were my husband, I'd poison your tea."

Churchill: "Nancy, if I were your husband, I'd drink it."

Eavesdropper: "ohhhh shit, did you hear c-hill just fuckin' irwin dat bitch??"
by skforty September 07, 2006
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Irwin a very smart person and makes subtle signs to show what he wants and is very kind
by DaREAL143464825 June 09, 2018
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A Town in P.A. about 25 minutes from pittsburgh. A town filled with crazy crack heads and whores. Also can be used to describe how many stds you contracted.

Also can be used to describe the amount of worthless pieces of white trash who rob each other back and forth daily.
V. Fuck them, im irwining them tomorrow who's with me?

adj. I contraced an Irwin of disease off holly last night.

V. Im gunna irwin crackhead mike some one give me a tylenol.
by Skullfuckerbitches February 12, 2010
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