A truly extraordinary man whose smile could cure cancer, and loves children with all his heart. He is most famous for his molecules being on the
moon, and that
one teacher whose jokes are actually
funny. This Scotch-Irish American is probably the best history teacher that God Himself has ever seen and ever will see. One of his superpowers is the ability to take a student back in
time to any event in history, and teach them about what happened in that time. Although he might be mean sometimes, we love him all the same.