Curly Wurly

Having shit in your pubic hair
"Sorry I couldn't meet up with you on time, I was in the bathroom for an hour, sorting out my curly wurly."
by Oowoo_milord December 02, 2021
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Sneenis

The act of rolling up ones flaccid penis and tucking it against your balls to create the effect of a snail shell.
"Which way do you stick your dick down your trousers in the morning, the left leg or the right?"

"I just give myself a sneenis and get going."
by Oowoo_milord October 16, 2022
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