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Snafuster

a person or group of people (snafusters) who frequently pull pranks or tricks for their own benefit. From the root word "snafu" which means "to cause a state of complete confusion".
Paula is quite the snafuster.
by kawbendsa March 15, 2010
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Snarkster

Using "snide" and "remark" together, a snarkster is someone who uses sarcasm, irony and/or acerbic (sometimes cruel) wit as a tool or weapon to express him or herself because they typically suffer from some sort of deep self-loathing or insecurity.

One can often observe snarksters online (blogs and other social media) and immediately recognize their total disregard for anyone who doesn't agree with them, think like them or "get them".

Since a snarkster lacks originality in his/her humor, they frequently resort to insulting others with impressive vocabulary, behaving condescendingly and displaying a not-so-subtle smugness; basically feeling very pleased with themselves after they dish out their remarks to others.

While snarksters have high IQs and higher educations, they are generally inept at empathy, sympathy or diplomacy. Additionally, they rarely get laid.

In a nutshell, a snarkster is basically the result of a bitter, awkward geeky youth growing into a bitter, smug adult asshole.
Dick and Jane use irony and sarcasm on occasion. They are witty. Meanwhile, Timmy thinks that by using both all of the time, he appears cool, clever and funny. He isn't. He's just a snarkster... and an asshole.
by Buffeteria March 24, 2011
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Snakester

Snakester is a brick.
by adwuigbiUDGB May 27, 2018
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Strauser snauser

This kid is a strauser snauser
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snafter

When a male picks his dirty underwear up and sniffs them to see if theyre clean enough to still wear.
Dude Im gonna have to snafter because all my stuffs dirty!
by Phartman July 9, 2004
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Snafter Party

A party/afterparty consisting of a much higher amount of "snatch (vagina)" Than "sausage (penis)".
Dude! There are like 20 bitches here, and only 6 dudes.... KILLER Snafter Party!
by Amew January 6, 2011
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snacksterbating

(Verb) Masterbating while eating snacks. May result in obesity and cheeto penis. Excessive snacksterbation can lead to addiction.

Other forms of snacksterbate: snacksterbation, snacksterbating, snacksterbater (noun).
Billy's mom walked in while he was snacksterbating to an AH Bra infommercial and a bag of hot fries.
by JackSweet June 15, 2011
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