Snackzi

A "Snackzi" is a slang term used to describe a person who is overly controlling about snacks, often hoarding them and dictating which snacks get bought or eaten. This person tends to eat all the best snacks themselves and sets strict rules about snack consumption for others.

"Matt is such a Snackzi—he bought a bunch of snacks for the office, but then ate most of them himself and complains when anybody else buys snacks because it’s unhealthy"

Snackzi by anonymous August 8, 2024

snacktivist 

A group of snack loving individuals who came together early in 2016 in the name of clowning YallQaeda. They are a diverse group, and there are rumors they may be agents of some shadow arm of the US government, perhaps well paid trolls bent on destroying the so-called militia in Burns, Oregon. They love snacks and they worship a deity named simply "Mildred". Not much else is known about this secretive group.

Snacktivists worship Mildred.

snacktivist by Curbb May 2, 2016

Snacktivist 

1. A person who participates in activism by providing humorous feedback to terrorists who demand snacks. 2. A person who sent dildos to the Oregon Standoff at Malheur Bird Sanctuary. 3. A person who creates snack related memes. oregonstandoff snacks for Y'all Queda Vanilla Isis Agent McSteamy

There is no end to what a Snacktivist can do.

Snacktivist by Wildflower95694 October 13, 2016

snacktivist 

Also used for a group that formed to mock and troll the Oregon terrorist militia and their on-line supporters because of their call for snacks while occupying a federal bird sanctuary, and the fact they were such easy targets for mockery. 15000 strong, their snacktivism consisted of sending such things as gummy penises and dildos to them, along with a 55 gallon drum of personal lube. Their patron saint is St.Mildred of the Lemony snacks.

There was a great deal of joy among the snacktivists when the FBI arrested the leaders of the seditious group.

snacktivist by Wild Clover October 10, 2016

Snacksident 

When you intend to eat a small handful of chips, but before you know it the entire bag is empty and you're covered in crumbs and despair....

"Dude. I specifically took out ten Bugles - one for each finger - and now the bag is empty. I don't know what happened!"

"Bro. It's going to be okay. You just had a snacksident."

Snacksident by AdriennePurdue April 7, 2017

snackitude 

(noun) The ability to invent, make, or find delicious snacks

My girlfriend has amazing snackitude -- yesterday, she made nachos with Takis Fuego instead of chips.

Where did you find these candies? I credit your snackitude.

snackitude by heidismiles February 4, 2021

Paranormal Snacktivity 

When an anonymous person or persons eats a noticable amount of the snacks in your house; and nobody fesses up when parents/siblings get pissed off and the issue is adressed. A great excuse to get your family off your ass.

Sister: Where the hell did all of the oreos go?

Me: i dont know.

Mom: Bullshit, you're the one who had friends over last night! I just bought those oreos yesterday morning!

Me: Looks to me like some paranormal snacktivity..

Everyone: Ahh.. I see..

Paranormal Snacktivity by indie_indeed March 3, 2011