Definitions by AdriennePurdue

dwasted 

Day-drunk turned up a notch.

Thought I was just gonna do a little day drinkin' but then Daryl showed up with cornhole. Needless to say, we got dwasted and passed out in the yard.

dwasted by AdriennePurdue April 17, 2017

Snacksident 

When you intend to eat a small handful of chips, but before you know it the entire bag is empty and you're covered in crumbs and despair....

"Dude. I specifically took out ten Bugles - one for each finger - and now the bag is empty. I don't know what happened!"

"Bro. It's going to be okay. You just had a snacksident."

Snacksident by AdriennePurdue April 7, 2017

devil's urine 

Alcohol.

"Hey, boss - not going to make it to work today. I'm not feeling too good..."
"Maybe you'd feel better if you didn't drink so much devil's urine last night. I saw your Insta posts..."

devil's urine by AdriennePurdue April 7, 2017