AdriennePurdue's definitions

Snacksident

When you intend to eat a small handful of chips, but before you know it the entire bag is empty and you're covered in crumbs and despair....

"Dude. I specifically took out ten Bugles - one for each finger - and now the bag is empty. I don't know what happened!"

"Bro. It's going to be okay. You just had a snacksident."

by AdriennePurdue April 7, 2017

stoned pony

High horse. Conceited, snobbish. Acting as if you're better than everyone else.

Get off your stoned pony, Cassidy. Getting free drinks from Lazy-Eye Larry behind the bar isn't something to brag about...

by AdriennePurdue April 5, 2017

dwasted

Day-drunk turned up a notch.

Thought I was just gonna do a little day drinkin' but then Daryl showed up with cornhole. Needless to say, we got dwasted and passed out in the yard.

by AdriennePurdue April 17, 2017

devil's urine

Alcohol.

"Hey, boss - not going to make it to work today. I'm not feeling too good..."
"Maybe you'd feel better if you didn't drink so much devil's urine last night. I saw your Insta posts..."

by AdriennePurdue April 7, 2017