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Snacksident 

When you intend to eat a small handful of chips, but before you know it the entire bag is empty and you're covered in crumbs and despair....
"Dude. I specifically took out ten Bugles - one for each finger - and now the bag is empty. I don't know what happened!"

"Bro. It's going to be okay. You just had a snacksident."
Snacksident by AdriennePurdue April 7, 2017
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Snacksident 

A Snackident is when you buy a snack you haven't tried before to only realise it sucks
"Dude, how's the sour straps?"

"It was such a fucking snacksident"
Snacksident by dankeexxx February 26, 2010

snacksident 

When eating a snack backfires and you mess up your clean clothes.
A: Hey, your shirt was clean five minutes ago, what happened?
B: I had a snacksident..

Announcer: The wedding will be postponed for 2 hours because the bride had an snacksident.
snacksident by MustSeeMelons April 7, 2017

Snaccident 

(pr: Snax-eh-dent)
n. When food (a snack) is consumed in an accidental, often regrettable way. This can refer to accidentally eating food of questionable quality and/or quantity.
1. I happened upon an all-you-can-eat burrito buffet and had a near-fatal snaccident.

2. I snaccidentally ate one of those ham sandwiches made out of pizza slices from 7-11. I think I need to get my stomach pumped.

3. I only wanted one Pop Tart, but I ate the whole box on snaccident.
Snaccident by Eary June 2, 2007

Snaccident 

Eating an entire pizza, box of chocolates, or family sized bag of chips by mistake.
“Mom, I had a snaccident. We need more barbecue Lays.
Snaccident by Word.maker June 6, 2018

swacksident

When your swacked on ketamine... you are so top heavy causing you to flail all over the place and end up having usually more then one accident...hence a swacksident.
Consuming such a high level of ketamine that you end up hurting yourself and others
Last night i got so fucked up on k i had more then one swacksident... Im lucky i didnt fall into a khole
swacksident by Flmofo January 29, 2017

snaccident 

The consumption of small finger food (like crackers and dip) you hoover up at gatherings without even thinking. Suddenly, you look down and you're covered in cracker crumbs, three bean dip and have no memory of eating these things.
I'm hoping to lose the five pounds I put on due to all those holiday snaccidents.
snaccident by buffycee October 5, 2011
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