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Snack-Packing 

General terminology for the punitive practice amongst incarcerated criminals, of forcing a flavored pudding cup from a snack pack into the recipient's anus and then having one ore more prisoners sodomize the recipient.

While there are several variations of this practice in play across several prisons in the United States, what is generally accepted is that the exoticness of the snack pack flavor, number of syllables in it's name, and number of people pulling the train on the recipient, all increase in direct proportion to the severity of the offense. So if there's two to three people in line, and a vanilla/chocolate/strawberry pudding cup, it's probably a minor offense, like not sitting down to fart/piss. If the whole cell block is lined up and you hear the words "dragonberry/passionfruit-thin mint/fig newton-Gluten-free kiwi, lime, and chinchilla vegeterian..." assume someone blew up a fucking planet.
Dude, Justin in D wing said they're snack-packing Nico after lights out! Not sure why, but the pudding cup is gingerbread alfalfa cucumber lime and lavender... im staying the fuck back when the ramrod rodeo kicks off!
Snack-Packing by Mjolnir12982 April 10, 2017

snatchpacking

The phenomenon of undertaking travel for the express purpose of engaging in overtly promiscuous behaviour with other backpackers.
Fanny: I'm gagging for a shag, Dick, what should I do?
Dick: Go snatchpacking, Fanny.
snatchpacking by Grae July 15, 2005

Squackpacking 

To masturbate furiously
Man last night i was bored so i immediatley put on some porn and started squackpacking
Squackpacking by Unknown171818171818 November 28, 2009

Slackpacking 

the fine art of intending to go backpacking (carrying all equipment in a large backpack to your camping location in the woods) but instead walking out of the woods for the finer things in life: beer, entertainment, and food.
We went backpacking on the Appalachian Trail last week but with the 40 degree temps and rain, we ended up slackpacking down in Gatlinburg.

The trail we intended to backpack on had a tons of trees down over the trail. After trying to climb over and under about 20 trees, we gave up, turned around, and slackpacked at the drive-in campsite and bummed around the tiny town nearby.

This weekend slackpacking trip was fun. We had planned to backpack in to our campsite last night but we forgot to pack our dinner food. Instead we hiked in, setup camp, and walked out for pizza and beer. We ended up seeing a really good band. The walk back in to our campsite at midnight was a little scary...
Slackpacking by Ungulate August 1, 2010

Snack Packing

When a man jizzes in someones ass and proceeds to eat it out of them with a spoon, like a pudding cup
Hey did you see me totally snack packing that guys dad. Guy if you are reading this, you know who you are-
Snack Packing by Seidel546 July 24, 2021

Snack Packing

Putting a chocolate snack pack pudding cup into a vagina and eating it without a spoon
“Hey Carl.” said Barbara. “Start snack packing this chocolate pudding out of my pussy.”
Snack Packing by z0diac May 30, 2022