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Slackpacking 

the fine art of intending to go backpacking (carrying all equipment in a large backpack to your camping location in the woods) but instead walking out of the woods for the finer things in life: beer, entertainment, and food.
We went backpacking on the Appalachian Trail last week but with the 40 degree temps and rain, we ended up slackpacking down in Gatlinburg.

The trail we intended to backpack on had a tons of trees down over the trail. After trying to climb over and under about 20 trees, we gave up, turned around, and slackpacked at the drive-in campsite and bummed around the tiny town nearby.

This weekend slackpacking trip was fun. We had planned to backpack in to our campsite last night but we forgot to pack our dinner food. Instead we hiked in, setup camp, and walked out for pizza and beer. We ended up seeing a really good band. The walk back in to our campsite at midnight was a little scary...
Slackpacking by Ungulate August 1, 2010
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Snackpacking 

You present your victim with a pudding Snack Pack and they must ingest at lightning speed, in one sitting. The "All Ages" icing.
A: Yo son you just got SNACKPACKED!!
R: What is this? What?
A: You chug it.
R: No, I'm not going to do that.
A: I bet the first guy to get iced didn't say no.
R: Alright, I'll give it a shot.
A: That's a snackpacking.
Snackpacking by AML January 17, 2013

slackajacking 

Jon got the number from that chick two weeks ago and he still hasn't called. He's slackajacking.
slackajacking by Lerebreezy March 18, 2009

Squackpacking 

To masturbate furiously
Man last night i was bored so i immediatley put on some porn and started squackpacking
Squackpacking by Unknown171818171818 November 28, 2009

Slacksucking

To not suck well. To slack suck.
My girl was slacksucking last night.

Slackwalking 

The act of unconsciously or semi-consciously sending Slack messages late at night, often while half-asleep. Characterized by waking up the next morning to find an unexpected or intricate series of messages sent to colleagues or teammates, usually requiring explanation or damage control.
I woke up to twenty Slack notifications from myself. Turns out I was slackwalking last night.
Slackwalking by liam3333 September 30, 2025
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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