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A level of smut that is so graphic and possibly grotesque that it cannot be grouped with average smut.
"God, did you read that fic?"
"That was beyond smut."
"I know! It was such a smultz!"
Smultz by corzith April 10, 2009
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A voraciously sexy look that combines 'sultry' and 'smoldering'. Use at your own risk. First pioneered by Eileen. Is a step above 'Come hither' but below 'I want in your pants'. Yields desired results every time IF used correctly.
Eileen screwed up her face in intense concentration and aimed a smultry look at Pat across a row of pizzas, conveying her secret longing. Pat then immediately sauntered over and planted the most sensuous kiss on Eileen's expectant and eager lips. :]
smultry by LisaLisaBoBisa January 22, 2008
A Boffy rip-off that leaks peoples IPs when you beat him at video games
"f you morty" "i hate mobile players they hit me without looking" "subscribe to mistersmulz"
Smulz by spiderblade73737 February 2, 2022

bill shultz 

Idiotic, stupid, and highly annoying bastard. Bill is the worst person that you could ever meet.
bill shultz by Blargh_Master February 1, 2017
A German tradition involving the exclamation of 'shultz' while putting ones hand on ones head when one has witnessed a burp as a bystander, then, whoever has witnessed the burp but has neglected to exclaim 'shultz' is slapped on the forehead. A fun game enjoyed by all.
Lauren: buuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrppp!
Jess: SHULTZ!
Lauren: SHULTZ!!
Dave: SHULTZ!!!
Lydia:?
Everyone slaps lydia in on the forehead really hard.
shultz by H February 21, 2004

john smoltz 

Pitcher for the Braves. Most widely known as the sports god. 3,000 career strikeouts. He has a 12 inch; break of his cutter. Greates baseball player ever? Yes.
Sox are nothing, John Smoltz is god.
john smoltz by Jeff Smoltz May 6, 2008

shultzing 

the process of a getting-pregnant obsessed female giving oral sex to a man, accumulating his ejaculation in her mouth, and preceding to spit the semen into her vagina
Gaby really wanted Paul's baby, so she decided she would take part in shultzing her way into pregnancy. Paul was not amused at first, but after his sheer amazement, he accepted her ordeal.
shultzing by TimmyLover March 22, 2010
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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