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shultzing 

the process of a getting-pregnant obsessed female giving oral sex to a man, accumulating his ejaculation in her mouth, and preceding to spit the semen into her vagina
Gaby really wanted Paul's baby, so she decided she would take part in shultzing her way into pregnancy. Paul was not amused at first, but after his sheer amazement, he accepted her ordeal.
shultzing by TimmyLover March 22, 2010

Shultzin’ It 

When you go out with a couple of friends and work colleagues on a weeknight and run up a huge bar tab, then black out only to find yourself missing most of the next morning’s meetings and deciding to just blow off the rest of the day because you are hurting so much.
John didn’t show up for work. Last I heard, it was midnight and nobody has heard from him since. It’s almost noon. He must be Shultzin’ It.
Shultzin’ It by Dibb Devlin July 16, 2022

SHULTZINATOR 

when a naked midget jumps on you back and starts assfucking you while pinching your nipples screaming the theme song from Broke Back mountain.
i went out to the movie theater and got a SHULTZINATOR from the midget at the counter...
SHULTZINATOR by kks115 July 21, 2008

Shultzing 

The art of carrying out a long winded prank on a man of tall stature and short intellect.
“Tell me again Grandpapa, tell me of the great Shultzing of 2020
Shultzing by Tav87 December 20, 2020

Shultzing 

The act of violently coughing, choking , gagging and almost throwing up in your mouth after taking a sizeable dab.
Matty tried to do a blinker and ended up shultzing so hard he fell off the couch.
Shultzing by Mushroommartyr May 23, 2024

The Shultzie 

Ingredients

2 oz.bourbon
.5 oz.Grand Marnier®
several dash bitters
1 maraschino cherry

Directions

Served on the rocks with a cherry. Add orange slice or use another kind of whiskey if you wish. Take care to spell the name correctly; if you spell it with a 'c' it won't taste nearly as good!
Quiero bebir una The Shultzie, porque es muy deliciosa.
The Shultzie by Vitalic February 24, 2014