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shultz'd

My dog shultz'd the house.
by King Cow December 15, 2003
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Schultz Disease

To deny knowledge of a situation to avoid responsibility of knowing about a situation and so to appear innocent.

From Sergent Schultz of Hogan's Heroes catch phrase "I know nothing. I see nothing."
Marc: I know Sarah told you what really happened. Tell me.
James: I'm sorry, I have Schultz Disease.
by Lulupop April 28, 2010
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Debbie Wasserman Schultz

The corrupt and evil leader of the Democratic Party who rigged the 2016 primary elections. In a leaked email, Schultz and one of her colleagues plotted to portray Bernie Sanders as an atheist in states that were particularly religious. She eventually resigned as the chairperson of the Democratic Party.
by abcdefghi76543 July 25, 2016
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Donald Schultz

Host of Wild Recon. "He travels the world tracking down rare, deadly animals. Herpetologist, animal expert, and adrenaline junkie." Cutting edge research labs call on him to retrieve biological samples. This isn't a stunt, it's his job!
Donald Schultz. He's White Noise! Boom!

Donald Schultz, bounty hunter for animal samples used for medical research.

Donald Schultz raised awareness for snakebite victims and aids AVRI: Animal-Venom Research International & Viper Institute in Venom in Vegas.
by LegitEarthLove March 16, 2010
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Dirty Schultz

Same as a Dirty Sanchez, but the shit moustache is smaller. The moustache should be in the style of Adolf Hitler rather than the style of, say, the Cisco Kid.
Nevermind the Dirty Sanchez, bitch, we're in Germany! You're getting a Dirty Schultz!
by Ja$on June 11, 2006
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Dirty Schultz

Sticking your finger in your girlfriend's ass, and wiping the residue on your own upper lip.

Same thing as a Dirty Sanchez, but instead of giving your female partner the shitstache, you give it to yourself.
Tom was about to give Carla a Dirty Sanchez, but go so caught up in the moment, it quickly became a Dirty Schultz instead.
by Cowboymac12 December 7, 2007
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Dirty Schultz

After the game, when the hockey team bends over the worst player on the team in the locker room and take turns fucking him from behind. Not stopping until everyone finishes on his head.
BROOOO! WE FINALLY WON! LETS GO HAVE A DIRTY SCHULTZ
by Shultz1335602 September 23, 2022
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