smost 

High af

“I’m so smosted right now”

smost by ragman February 2, 2020

Smost 

The word my wife uses to tell me she love me the most.

I love you smost.

Smost by Irishman240 April 8, 2022

Hot fish smoothie 

When a woman has a fermented vaginal infection, oozing out a warm, stinky substance

Aidan: Bro, this girl I was with last night had the worst hot fish smoothie
Wilson: What the hell is a hot fish smoothie?
Aidan: Ya know, when her cooch is all warm and stinky and sticky

Hot fish smoothie by HotFishSmoothie April 13, 2021

cha cha real smooth 

to recover a situation badly

me: accidentally calls my teacher mother saves it by saying fucker afterwards
also me: cha cha real smooth

cha cha real smooth by reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeman May 24, 2019

J-Smooth 

The best rapper in the game. Snapchat sensation; legend; aka Jesus.

J-Smooth is commly found around the North Kingstown (RI) area where all the bitches roam.

"J-Smooth is very hot"

J-Smooth by mellogenus9 October 14, 2019

Sex Smoothie 

The smoothie you get your roommate when their life is interrupted by your sex life.

Sorry for waking you up this morning... here's a sex smoothie.

Sex Smoothie by shayshay0812 February 26, 2018

Shostakovich 

Probably the most hardcore classical composer to live. You think your screamo shit is "hardcore?" Then you have not heard of Shostakovich and your opinion is invalid.

Shostakovich was a genius who lived under the oppressive watch of the USSR; as a result, Shostakovich composed some of the most frightening music ever conceived by man.

His Symphony No. 5 and Symphony No. 10 are (arguably) his most badass pieces.

Richard: I hate classical. It's fucking boring.
Mark: You have clearly never heard of Shostakovich.
*After listening to the "Allegro" from Symphony 10*
Richard: Dude, my mind is blown.

Shostakovich by kanapanapan June 4, 2010