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Definitions by shayshay0812

Damp lifestyle 

Choosing not to drink alcohol in excess. Only having several drinks on special occasions. With a damp lifestyle, you may have a drink on the weekend but sometimes choose not to drink at all.
I’m not sober, I live a damp lifestyle.

Sex Smoothie 

The smoothie you get your roommate when their life is interrupted by your sex life.
Sorry for waking you up this morning... here's a sex smoothie.
Sex Smoothie by shayshay0812 February 26, 2018