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A midwestern American term describing a tight and usually clean shaven vagina. It the widely considered to be the highest quality of vagina, and is rarely found on any females with the exception of young college girls from the suburbs
I went to Purdue for the weekend and found some serious smoot, damn that was good smoot. smooty smooty smoot smoot. mm mm.
by Luis V September 29, 2005
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A unit of distance first used for measuring the Harvard Bridge. It is named after an MIT fraternity pledge at Lambda Chi Alpha fraternity, Oliver R. Smoot (class of 1962), who in October, 1958 was rolled head over heels by his fraternity brothers to measure the length of the bridge. The smoot is equal to his height: 5'7" (1.70 m).
Harvard Bridge is 364.4 Smoots and one
by TexasDex February 24, 2005
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Means Having a little Penis or not meeting up to the standard size that a woman desires in A mans Genital other words a guy who has a Little Johnny.
Your not Packin down there so there for you have a Smoot !

Baby My stroke game is nice.oh really cus from what I heard u got a smoot !

Girl my sexlife sucks its no fun when we do it.Girl are you telling me that Jerod has a SMOOT !
by Hoodbonics November 07, 2018
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The wetness that you get on your finger when you scratch your ass crack. Smoot smells foul and it comes in handy when giving someone a dirty Sanchez.
My back sweat rolls down in my crack, creating smoot.
by Chazbanx March 03, 2014
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A game like tag.

The rules are:
1. Any number of people can play
2. The game can be played either every day or hour.
3. To smoot is to touch other person and say "smoot"

4. Once smooted you are not out of the game

but you cannot smoot a person who has smooted you
until the next day or hour.
5. The game goes on forever and never ends.
6. In case of a tie both players must wait 5 min before they can
smoot each other again.
Guy 1: hey man high five!
(hands make contact)
Guy 1: smoot!
by Ignigknokt June 29, 2009
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v., to (usually) vaginally penetrate two women at the same time with a double-ended dildo. Named for NFL player Fred Smoot, who performed the procedure on two strippers during the Minnesota Vikings "love boat" scandal.
Yo man, you should have come to Trevor's bachelor party. Julian totally smooted these two fine strippers.
by Fred Smoot fan March 24, 2007
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