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Smooping 

V. smoo-p-ing-Pooping and smoking at the same time. usually taking place on the toilet.
Get a match, I'm smooping my effin brains out right now.
Smooping by Maxee Gee November 12, 2009
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Smooting off 

Saying a comment that is too perverted and crosses the line.
I can't have a conversation with that pervert, he keeps smooting off
Smooting off by Dj Allen September 15, 2007

Smoofing 

When you sniff crack off of your boyfriends ass and he farts and gets white crack in your face.
Last night me and kristine were getting down and dirty but then she decided to go smoofing, and i aint fuckin that bitch again.
Smoofing by Uananinominious April 26, 2006
1.to make out on a park bench with an incredibly beautiful girl
2.to watch the wizard of oz at a low volume,while listening to pink floyds dark side of the moon and smoking a heavy amount of highly potent dank
1. dude i had a dream last niht the me and me woman were just smooging in the middle of nowhere
2.my young lad,have you ever experienced smooging?
smooging by lucas mcrevere June 14, 2004
smoking weed with cool people.
I'm smooling tonight with Jake, Adam, and Shan-Ban.
smooling by llamatits November 14, 2004
My boy and I tried to watch some tv, but we ended up smooning on the couch.
smooning by gottahavfaith December 13, 2008
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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