Definitions by @onlydavidbrowm

bregshit

To spew forth brexit lies, to bullshit about Brexit

Remember when Boris Johnson was bregshitting about 350 million to spend? Well he's in prision now over that

bregshit by @onlydavidbrowm September 21, 2017

brilk

When a guy has applied so much oil to his beard it can be milked.
Regular verb: brilk, brilked, brilking

A: Man that guy uses way too much beard oil.
B: Yeah you could totally brilk that shiny beard... bet it's soft though.

brilk by @onlydavidbrowm April 8, 2017

Roil

(Verb -regular) To really oil a stubborn beard until it's soft.

A: Ow you've got read marks on your neck.
B: Yeah my new bf has a really scratchy beard.
A: Yeah you need to get him to roil that.

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A: Wow that's soft.
B: Yeah I roiled it this morning.

Roil by @onlydavidbrowm April 8, 2017

grout

When you pull grey hairs out of your head or beard to stay looking young.

A: Man I spent 20 mins grouting my beard last night.
B: Looks good though...
A: Yeah I can't be having grey hairs in it at thirty.

grout by @onlydavidbrowm April 7, 2017

Smoojing 

Like sexting but emojis are used instead of words.

We were smoojing all night.
🍆👅 , 👅🎾🎾 , Then finally 👉🏻👌🏽

Smoojing by @onlydavidbrowm April 6, 2017