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1.to make out on a park bench with an incredibly beautiful girl
2.to watch the wizard of oz at a low volume,while listening to pink floyds dark side of the moon and smoking a heavy amount of highly potent dank
1. dude i had a dream last niht the me and me woman were just smooging in the middle of nowhere
2.my young lad,have you ever experienced smooging?
smooging by lucas mcrevere June 14, 2004
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Smoojing 

Like sexting but emojis are used instead of words.
We were smoojing all night.
🍆👅 , 👅🎾🎾 , Then finally 👉🏻👌🏽
Smoojing by @onlydavidbrowm April 6, 2017
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Hate-Spooging 

The act of ejaculating on someone's face in malice, usually when they are unconscious, to shame them forever.
Mike had been an ass all week, so I got back at him by hate-spooging all over his face while he was sleeping.
Hate-Spooging by Frustrated Worker December 23, 2010

Smooping 

V. smoo-p-ing-Pooping and smoking at the same time. usually taking place on the toilet.
Get a match, I'm smooping my effin brains out right now.
Smooping by Maxee Gee November 12, 2009

smonging 

1) a mix of obsessed, love, finding something adorable. you might smong over how adorable your friend and her boyfriend are together

2) to be rushing or stressed, worried about something or bugging out. you could smong over your essay due soon that you haven’t started
1) Guy 1: Did you see Jenna’s knew hair
Guy 2: Yeah, I’m smonging so bad over it!

2) Friend 1: God, that test was so hard
Friend 2: I know! I was totally smonging
smonging by sidereus August 4, 2020

Smooting off 

Saying a comment that is too perverted and crosses the line.
I can't have a conversation with that pervert, he keeps smooting off
Smooting off by Dj Allen September 15, 2007

Smoofing 

When you sniff crack off of your boyfriends ass and he farts and gets white crack in your face.
Last night me and kristine were getting down and dirty but then she decided to go smoofing, and i aint fuckin that bitch again.
Smoofing by Uananinominious April 26, 2006
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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Is that cake?

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Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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just fokin missing her

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me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
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