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smokealotopotamus 

1. n. one who smokes a lot of pot.

2. n. a gathering in which a group smokes a lot of pot
1. Dude you are such a smokealotopotamus!

2. Man we're gonna go smokealotopotamus, you down?
smokealotopotamus by HottMesss March 15, 2010
it's okay, mrs. landingham, she hasn't gone smokeless.
smokeless by kendall September 6, 2004
Also Known as:

Commando (For Men, or Without a Bra for women)

Going Indian

Greyhounding (Greyhounds are often Refered to as little horses, Exept Without Jockeys, As are you if you need the term)

Hangin' Around (For men, mostly)

As Nature Intended

Freeing The Python(Men)

Freeing The Kitten(women)
"Man, I didn' get time to Head down the Landromat, so I had to go Go commando today"
smokeless by Churba December 8, 2004

shmokendale 

A tortoise with lettuce on it 🐢
"Look it's a tortoise "
"No that's a shmokendale"
shmokendale by User name here February 24, 2017

Stokesdale

Stokesdale is cluster fucked between a town called oak ridge full of yankee dickheads and Summerfield which is filled up with “neighborhood rednecks”. Need dope? Come on down to cokesdale where they snort lines and fuck dimes left and right! Need a quickie? Sling a dimebag to Susan rotten crotch who’ll do anything you shall desire! I mean if it ain’t booger sugar they don’t want it. Stokesdale currency also comes in meth. This summer was hotter than satans ballsack, Mosquitos bit too many many stokesdalians and formed a new type a skeeter Called “Methsqutios” so always carry a fly swatter!
Kissing’s kissings, Lovin’ is lovin’.... Down in Stokesdale everybody’s fucking their cousin
Stokesdale by Dickballdookiesnot October 16, 2019
A vague indication of anything that may be smoked, usually in reference to marijuana. Could refer to pot itself, or the bong, or a spliff, or any other smokeable.
Dude, who's got smokeage?
smokeage by Spirit Bear October 28, 2004
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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