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smokedmeat

oral pleasure involving a female smoking a blunt and sucking a penis simoltanously
My girlfriend was smoking a blunt then out of nowere she started giving me smokedmeat!!
smokedmeat by D-what!! March 13, 2008
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smokedmeat

oral sex pleasure that is performed when a female who is smoking a blunt also sucks a penis simaltanoiusly
Dude my girlfreind was smoking a blunt when out of nowhere she started giving me smokedmeat!!
smokedmeat by D-what!! March 13, 2008

smokedmeat

oral pleasure involving a female smoking a blunt and sucking a penis simoltanously
My girl friend was smoking a blunt and out of nowere she started giving me smokedmeat!!
smokedmeat by K-what!! March 13, 2008

Smoked Meat Sandwich 

Once a dude notices he has yanked the wang for way too long causing a dry burning sting, he then proceeds to place his smoked wang between two slices of rye bread spreaded with mustard for relief. A highly effective technique praised by Hippocratus himself, the Smoked Meat Sandwich dates back to Babylonian times where the desert’s aridity would prove quite cruel for onanists of all beliefs. Introduced to Montreal during the Twentieth Century by European Jews, the Smoked Meat Sandwich is considered a genuine art de vivre by French tourists.
Montrealer 1 : This Smoked Meat Sandwich sure hits the spot!
Montrealer 2 : God bless the Jews!

Smoked Meat Sandwich 

The act of sliding the penis between the butt cheeks repeatedly, in a similar fashion to titty fucking.
I was nailing this chick, then I turned her around and totally fed her a smoked meat sandwich!

Smokemeat 

n. A penis the size of a ciggarette. To have a smoke meat. Uses include insults from afar, relief for a bad day etc.
"Hey, smokemeat, shut your fucking face!"

You: hey baby, wanna see my penis?
Your date: Holy shit! Its a smokemeat!! aww, its so cute.
Smokemeat by P-Niss November 29, 2004

montreal smoked meat

Divine and holy spiritual objects that Montrealers like to eat with their poutine (as does the rest of Canada)
"Man Montreal Smoked Meat goes down so nice with a can of beer eh"
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“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”
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"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
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Shakira Law 

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.
Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it
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