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To chug a small coffee at 3:30pm to fend off the afternoon crash. This will give you all caffeine at once, so it wears off at once, and you can still get to sleep at night.
Snoffee
Snotty people who think they know everything about coffee. Typically associated with a hipster who frequents local overpriced coffee shops but doesn't actually know how to make coffee.
Carol: "Hey Sarah, did you hear about the new coffee shop?"
Sarah: " Yeah, Karen said she just went there. She ordered an Ethiopian flat white with oat milk and vanilla syrup."
Carol: OMG, Karen is such a snoffee!"
Sarah: " Yeah, Karen said she just went there. She ordered an Ethiopian flat white with oat milk and vanilla syrup."
Carol: OMG, Karen is such a snoffee!"
Snoffee by MaxinePulls May 10, 2020
Scoffee
the combination of scotch and coffee.
also can be called irish coffee or scotchee.
it has the power to hide your alcoholism from friends and colleagues or just a way to help you stay up all night and not hate yourself completely.
also can be called irish coffee or scotchee.
it has the power to hide your alcoholism from friends and colleagues or just a way to help you stay up all night and not hate yourself completely.
man 1: oh what the fuck. i have to stay up all night to finish this stupid project by tomorrow.
man 2: that blows, friend. have a scoffee, it will deaden your sense of annoyance and still keep you awake!
man 1: wow, that's amazing! this is why I keep you around. also, so i can sleep with your mother.
man 2: no problem buddy! :)
man 2: that blows, friend. have a scoffee, it will deaden your sense of annoyance and still keep you awake!
man 1: wow, that's amazing! this is why I keep you around. also, so i can sleep with your mother.
man 2: no problem buddy! :)