a young girl who is usually miss judged but is really nice when you get to know her. bery stunning and kind
also freinds with, gracey, jezebeland anybody else who smokes weed
also freinds with, gracey, jezebeland anybody else who smokes weed
by xxx-ooo June 20, 2008
Get the smoffie mug.To chug a small coffee at 3:30pm to fend off the afternoon crash. This will give you all caffeine at once, so it wears off at once, and you can still get to sleep at night.
The Boss: "WILSON! are you falling asleep at your desk again?"
Wilson: "Sorry boss."
The Boss: "You better get some caffeine or your fired!"
Wilson: "I can't boss, it will keep me up all night."
The Boss: "Oh jesus, don't be a pussy Wilson and scoffee it!"
Wilson: "Sorry boss."
The Boss: "You better get some caffeine or your fired!"
Wilson: "I can't boss, it will keep me up all night."
The Boss: "Oh jesus, don't be a pussy Wilson and scoffee it!"
by JimmyWOW November 22, 2010
Get the Scoffee mug.Snotty people who think they know everything about coffee. Typically associated with a hipster who frequents local overpriced coffee shops but doesn't actually know how to make coffee.
Carol: "Hey Sarah, did you hear about the new coffee shop?"
Sarah: " Yeah, Karen said she just went there. She ordered an Ethiopian flat white with oat milk and vanilla syrup."
Carol: OMG, Karen is such a snoffee!"
Sarah: " Yeah, Karen said she just went there. She ordered an Ethiopian flat white with oat milk and vanilla syrup."
Carol: OMG, Karen is such a snoffee!"
by MaxinePulls May 10, 2020
Get the Snoffee mug."Hey Mark, you forgot your shoffee on the counter"
"What?"
"Your shitty coffee, its there on the countertop"
"What?"
"Your shitty coffee, its there on the countertop"
by Mike747 October 13, 2009
Get the Shoffee mug.the combination of scotch and coffee.
also can be called irish coffee or scotchee.
it has the power to hide your alcoholism from friends and colleagues or just a way to help you stay up all night and not hate yourself completely.
also can be called irish coffee or scotchee.
it has the power to hide your alcoholism from friends and colleagues or just a way to help you stay up all night and not hate yourself completely.
man 1: oh what the fuck. i have to stay up all night to finish this stupid project by tomorrow.
man 2: that blows, friend. have a scoffee, it will deaden your sense of annoyance and still keep you awake!
man 1: wow, that's amazing! this is why I keep you around. also, so i can sleep with your mother.
man 2: no problem buddy! :)
man 2: that blows, friend. have a scoffee, it will deaden your sense of annoyance and still keep you awake!
man 1: wow, that's amazing! this is why I keep you around. also, so i can sleep with your mother.
man 2: no problem buddy! :)
by coochanin October 6, 2011
Get the Scoffee mug.by Spazmat August 31, 2005
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