Snoffee

Snotty people who think they know everything about coffee. Typically associated with a hipster who frequents local overpriced coffee shops but doesn't actually know how to make coffee.

Carol: "Hey Sarah, did you hear about the new coffee shop?"
Sarah: " Yeah, Karen said she just went there. She ordered an Ethiopian flat white with oat milk and vanilla syrup."
Carol: OMG, Karen is such a snoffee!"

by MaxinePulls May 10, 2020

snoffed

Brief air emission from the nose in reaction to a
moderately fun stimulus. Not enough to burst out into laughters, but more than sufficient to entertain you.

"Excellent meme, lovingly dense, well spaced texts. I really snoffed on this."

"I snoffed so hard on Michael's joke that I almost took off"

by Subito Kijiji June 4, 2020

Snoffle

The nasty shit that sticks on the fenders of your car in winter. Consists of slush, snow, ice...

Damn snoffle, it looks like shit.

by Trent Nelson May 13, 2005

Scoffee

To chug a small coffee at 3:30pm to fend off the afternoon crash. This will give you all caffeine at once, so it wears off at once, and you can still get to sleep at night.

The Boss: "WILSON! are you falling asleep at your desk again?"

Wilson: "Sorry boss."

The Boss: "You better get some caffeine or your fired!"

Wilson: "I can't boss, it will keep me up all night."

The Boss: "Oh jesus, don't be a pussy Wilson and scoffee it!"

by JimmyWOW November 22, 2010

Smoffee

Smoke + Coffee

- yo!, fancy a smoffee?
- sure, let's go!

by nullsub February 12, 2010

snoffed

Brief air emission from the nose in reaction to a moderately fun stimulus. Not enough to burst out into laughters, but more than sufficient to entertain you.

"excellent meme, lovingly dense, well spaced texts. I really snoffed on this"

"I snoffed so hard on Michael's joke that I almost took off"

by Subito Kijiji June 4, 2020

snoffed

the act of sneezing and coughing at the same time

Nick: dude you just snoffed in my truck!
Jimmy: i know. i never did that before.

by smitty4791 October 20, 2009