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Snotty people who think they know everything about coffee. Typically associated with a hipster who frequents local overpriced coffee shops but doesn't actually know how to make coffee.

Carol: "Hey Sarah, did you hear about the new coffee shop?"
Sarah: " Yeah, Karen said she just went there. She ordered an Ethiopian flat white with oat milk and vanilla syrup."
Carol: OMG, Karen is such a snoffee!"

Snoffee by MaxinePulls May 10, 2020

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snoffed

Brief air emission from the nose in reaction to a
moderately fun stimulus. Not enough to burst out into laughters, but more than sufficient to entertain you.

"Excellent meme, lovingly dense, well spaced texts. I really snoffed on this."

"I snoffed so hard on Michael's joke that I almost took off"

snoffed by Subito Kijiji June 4, 2020

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Snoffle

The nasty shit that sticks on the fenders of your car in winter. Consists of slush, snow, ice...

Damn snoffle, it looks like shit.

Snoffle by Trent Nelson May 13, 2005

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Scoffee

To chug a small coffee at 3:30pm to fend off the afternoon crash. This will give you all caffeine at once, so it wears off at once, and you can still get to sleep at night.

The Boss: "WILSON! are you falling asleep at your desk again?"

Wilson: "Sorry boss."

The Boss: "You better get some caffeine or your fired!"

Wilson: "I can't boss, it will keep me up all night."

The Boss: "Oh jesus, don't be a pussy Wilson and scoffee it!"

Scoffee by JimmyWOW November 22, 2010

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Smoffee

Smoke + Coffee

- yo!, fancy a smoffee?
- sure, let's go!

Smoffee by nullsub February 12, 2010

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snoffed

Brief air emission from the nose in reaction to a moderately fun stimulus. Not enough to burst out into laughters, but more than sufficient to entertain you.

"excellent meme, lovingly dense, well spaced texts. I really snoffed on this"

"I snoffed so hard on Michael's joke that I almost took off"

snoffed by Subito Kijiji June 4, 2020

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snoffed

the act of sneezing and coughing at the same time

Nick: dude you just snoffed in my truck!
Jimmy: i know. i never did that before.

snoffed by smitty4791 October 20, 2009

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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Dutty

Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".

"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"

Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003

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Ajumma

korean word for madam, older woman

Ajumma wait a moment

Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009

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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.

Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade

Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026

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floxi

Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).

After we broke up, he was floxi to me.

floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009

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