2 definitions by JimmyWOW
the process of making a completely disgusting sexual act proper by asking for it in a British accent.
MAN: darling, might you shit in my mouth while whilst i masturbate?
WOMAN: before or after tea & crumpets?
MAN: Of course BEFORE, darling.
WOMAN: very well then.
MAN:(reverting back to hillbilly accent due to excitement) WOO BOY we gonna have us some FLUTTERING QUEEF TODAY!!!
WOMAN: before or after tea & crumpets?
MAN: Of course BEFORE, darling.
WOMAN: very well then.
MAN:(reverting back to hillbilly accent due to excitement) WOO BOY we gonna have us some FLUTTERING QUEEF TODAY!!!
by JimmyWOW July 12, 2010
To chug a small coffee at 3:30pm to fend off the afternoon crash. This will give you all caffeine at once, so it wears off at once, and you can still get to sleep at night.
The Boss: "WILSON! are you falling asleep at your desk again?"
Wilson: "Sorry boss."
The Boss: "You better get some caffeine or your fired!"
Wilson: "I can't boss, it will keep me up all night."
The Boss: "Oh jesus, don't be a pussy Wilson and scoffee it!"
Wilson: "Sorry boss."
The Boss: "You better get some caffeine or your fired!"
Wilson: "I can't boss, it will keep me up all night."
The Boss: "Oh jesus, don't be a pussy Wilson and scoffee it!"
by JimmyWOW November 19, 2010