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Smoad is the name given to a German boy, who has mulitple german names which combine to make Smoad. Smoad's tend to be very camp, full of life and energy, they also tend to give other people nicknames without knowing that their nickname will always beat everyone elses hands down.
Jimmy; "What's a German boy?"
Manny; "There's Loads!"
Jimmy; "SMOAD!!!"
Smoad by Jennytingz February 15, 2010
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A person or object that is so ugly that brings tears to your eyes or contemplate suicide when looking in that direction
See that scoady lookin' broad at the bar? She's uglier than a mud fence
scoady by Jabroney07 November 30, 2014
Related Words
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sloading 

Man, facebook is sloading; I've been waiting 5 minutes to see her full body shot.
sloading by fx422 October 20, 2008
to smoke and enjoy herbal delights

a convenient code word to use around non-smokers

Also: a legend among few, who should be legendary the world over

Note that when used as a verb, it is generally shortened to "smad"
It's Friday night. Time to go smad with Smadley.
smadley by Smollie October 21, 2009
a sloppy load; an extremely large and sloppy fat person, but sloppy fat as in jiggly arms, cottage cheese thighs and or thunder thighs, turkey neck, man tits ect......
we better hurry up and get some food before that sload hits the buffet table.
Oh my god.... is that a walrus????? maybe a manatee?????no its just that sload kirstie alley on dancing with the stars.
sload by TaneyTimes April 11, 2011
You were probably trying to do the tik Tok thing with asmodeus from obey me shall we date if that the case then it mean a beautiful queen/king that can do anything they put their mind too
smodeu by Siote Aizawa May 20, 2021
Combination of sadge and madge, displaying both a sad and mad general attitude without feeling the need to further act on these emotions.
Person A: "I asked Vanessa out but she said 'ew' and went away."
Person B: "Smadge, what a fucking bitch."

Person A: "I would have had a job interview today but I mistyped my phone number when I gave it to the agency so they tried calling the wrong one and I didn't get the interview."
Person B: "Smadge, you idiot!"
smadge by cysleon August 6, 2021
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