7 definitions by Smollie

Windows 7 Whopper BK

Layer upon layer upon layer upon layer upon layer upon layer upon layer of buzzkill. An utter tragedy before your very eyes, one which will have repercussions beyond your high time. A variant of the Whopper BK, which is bad enough in its own right.

So what are you all in for?

Well, we got high as balls, then thought it was a good idea to execute a fake kidnapping of a friend of ours. Everyone thought it was real and we ended up in a standoff with police.

Wow, that's a Whopper BK.

Actually a Windows 7 Whopper BK to be exact.

by Smollie October 26, 2009

BK Broiler

A buzzkill that is particularly long-lasting, such as the feeling one gets when attending the wrong type of movie under herbal influence and realizing (too late) that they're in for a long and terrible time.

See also: BK Backporch Griller, BK Burger Shot, BK Backporch Broiler and the Whopper BK

Going to see T4 high was a BK Broiler.

by Smollie October 22, 2009

BK Burger Shot

A buzzkill that thankfully is very brief (unlike a BK Broiler).

See also: BK Broiler, BK Backporch Griller, BK Backporch Broiler, Whopper BK

Man that was a BK Burger Shot, I thought your parents were home for a second.

by Smollie October 22, 2009

smadley

to smoke and enjoy herbal delights

a convenient code word to use around non-smokers

Also: a legend among few, who should be legendary the world over

Note that when used as a verb, it is generally shortened to "smad"

It's Friday night. Time to go smad with Smadley.

by Smollie October 22, 2009

BK Backporch Griller

A surprising, unexpected buzzkill. It sneaks up on you from behind as only a backporch griller (i.e. backdoor man) can.

See also: BK Broiler, BK Backporch Broiler, BK Burger Shot, Whopper BK

Thanks a lot for breaking my piece. Just because we were doing an a capella version of Lil Troy's "Wanna Be a Baller" doesn't excuse you knocking it off the sink.

I'm really sorry.

Not good enough, this is a total BK Backporch Griller.

by Smollie October 22, 2009

Whopper BK

The ultimate, unbelievably horrible buzzkill. Something you do not want to experience after smoking.

See also: BK Broiler, BK Backporch Griller, BK Backporch Broiler, BK Burger Shot

Being arrested last night was a Whopper BK.

Wow, I'll bet. But don't BK me right now with this story man.

by Smollie October 22, 2009

BK Backporch Broiler

A buzzkill which combines the elements of a BK Backporch Griller (in that it is quite unexpected) and a BK Broiler (in that it is quite long-lasting). Not a fun combination, I assure you.

See also: BK Broiler, BK Backporch Griller, BK Burger Shot, Whopper BK

Hey bro, it's already a BK Backporch Griller that he showed up at the party. Let's get rid of him before this becomes a BK Backporch Broiler.

Right after we smoked our dad busted out the obituary section of an old newspaper. An epic BK Backporch Broiler.

by Smollie October 22, 2009