sload

a sloppy load; an extremely large and sloppy fat person, but sloppy fat as in jiggly arms, cottage cheese thighs and or thunder thighs, turkey neck, man tits ect......

we better hurry up and get some food before that sload hits the buffet table.
Oh my god.... is that a walrus????? maybe a manatee?????no its just that sload kirstie alley on dancing with the stars.

by TaneyTimes March 25, 2011

sload

a slow webpage load.

The YouTube video is sload.

by Bulie April 24, 2009

sload

Its defined as a combination of a "slab" and a "load." It mainly pertains to a college student who does nothing.

When my youngest son graduated college, he slowly became a sload.

by Shawzie43 December 18, 2010

sload

(v) (refers to computers): to load extremely slowly (Combo of 'slow + 'load')

Jeez, this computer won't stop sloading.

by MrWords June 23, 2009

sloading

slowly loading webpage

Man, facebook is sloading; I've been waiting 5 minutes to see her full body shot.

by fx422 September 05, 2008

Sloading

Due to slow connections or lag, stuff takes a long time to load sometimes, causing sloading.

"Check this page out! insert URL here"
"Oh man!"
"What?"
"It's slooooooading i.e. sloading!"

by Grebmops January 16, 2007

Sloaded

The act of getting beligerently drunk and loaded in the vicinity of San Luis Obispo, CA, while making horrible mistakes and definitely losing your dignity.

WARNING: May result in death.

Dominic, Ryan, Vinnie, E-Boner, Leif, Beau, Nick, and Gibi's got way to Sloaded Halloween weekend.

by Brokellar October 31, 2010