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smokeurre de pee-pee 

Those crazy French bastards can't just say Cock Smoker, oh no, they have got to make it sound all romantic like velvet arse butter or should i say beurre d'anus. Cunts!
K. Gunda cock smoker example 2
"smokeurre de pee-pee"
smokeurre de pee-pee by dmoney1 October 7, 2008

Smokeular Device 

Bongs,pipes,shells,papers,dabs, ect. If ya use it to smoke it qualifys
Brad hand me the smokeular device and let's get stoned
Smokeular Device by Seb2002 April 6, 2021
A case of hiccups that occurs right when you light a cigarette. Involuntary hiccups happen right when you take a drag, every drag, making the smoke utterly unejoyable.

The smokeups infuriatingly go away as soon as you're done smoking.
Amy: "How you enjoying that smoke?"

Matt: "Impossible to get a full drag because I got the smokeups." takes drag, inhales *hiccup* "See? Drives me crazy!
smokeups by parallel_master September 23, 2017
When a smelly chode (smode) gets you in trouble
Jamie knight has completely smoded us up here by telling those girls he is gay
smoded by Jamieross February 22, 2014

Coq-Smokeur 

Man, that Bergmann is such a coq-smokeur. He puffs cock like Castro puffs cigars.
Coq-Smokeur by Bogi Brimir March 22, 2009
Jamie Knight is a smelly chode and/or you smelly like a smode. ie. Jamie Ross Knight.
Smode by Jamie Ross Knight March 15, 2014