Top definition
it’s when youre so fast youre slow

pronounced ( smeed)
mark is so fucking smart but he got a 50 on his test , what a smead
by _vicecityy October 06, 2018
Get the mug
Get a Smead mug for your Facebook friend José.
2
"Smead" is slang; used mostly by Freshmen in Albia, "Smead" has come to mean a multitude of insults. "Moron", "idiot", "dwarf", "small person who is uber-annoying" are some of the most common.
Smead is such a Smead.
by Shouryu May 05, 2004
Get the mug
Get a smead mug for your papa Georges.
3
1. A puppy's tail that was shaved and done fallded off.
2. A great friend
Smead comes from some Puppy and he be a great friend of mine. I loves Smead.
by Fnee! September 05, 2003
Get the mug
Get a Smead mug for your girlfriend Sarah.
5
receiving a blowjob while smoking a joint or blunt
The girl told the boy she doesn't smoke but was willing to give some smead.
by PushaTarzan September 01, 2016
Get the mug
Get a smead mug for your Facebook friend Georges.
6
My neighbors pulled a SMEAD the other day when I was having a party. I knew they were SMEADS.
by Deadblow December 06, 2018
Get the mug
Get a SMEAD mug for your Aunt Helena.