You don't know what's worse, the potent smell of chicken shit or the constant sight of inbreds. If your looking for a good hoe down where you can lose your virginity to a relative, this town is your best chance. There is a running joke in the Niagara Region, that everyone from Smithville fucks their cousins. ( Proven true multiple times). The KKK possibly remains alive in this town, the saying around the town is "if your black turn back" because of all the white hicks that hang out in the Tim Hortons parking lot with their jacked up trucks and loud country music. Usually after a long day of making minimum wage everyone hits the local bar "Touchdown Willy's" and spends their entire paycheck on beers and "Canadian Classic cigarettes". Most of the youth in this town still lives with their parents and are just waiting to inherit their house when they die so the cycle can continue.
Jack Whattam: "YE HAW ! I just done shot me a turkey, I'm bout to head on over to "Willy's" in me new jacked up truck for some brewski's and darts.
Cletus: "HELLS YA let's do it yall! MY COUSIN IS GOIN TO BE THERE AND IM GETTING LAID!!!!!!! I love SMITHVILLE!"
Cletus: "HELLS YA let's do it yall! MY COUSIN IS GOIN TO BE THERE AND IM GETTING LAID!!!!!!! I love SMITHVILLE!"
by SmithvilleHick69 November 29, 2018
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For someone to be Josh Smithin, they must be trying to do a nasty dunk when ever touching the ball. They also tend to hold on to the ball for long periods of time, waiting for their moment to hit the lane, jump over some niggas, and fucking slam the ball in the hoop.
For someone to be Josh Smithin, they must be trying to do a nasty dunk when ever touching the ball. They also tend to hold on to the ball for long periods of time, waiting for their moment to hit the lane, jump over some niggas, and fucking slam the ball in the hoop.
Some kid, who you thought couldn't do shit, just jumped from the free throw line and jammed the ball down another niggas throat.
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