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a student of smith college; the most fabulous women (and those who identify differently) in the world
"Ze goes to Smith"
"Yeah, I know, ze is one hot Smithie"
smithie by chem grrl March 6, 2005
Urban Dictionary Merch
A student who attends William Smith College in Geneva, NY and thinks she is hot shit because she has money or status. This means she is likely to give you attitude or pretend to not know you even when she does because she thinks she is better than you or thinks it would be embarassing for her to be seen even saying hello to you. The distinction must however be made that not all students who attend William Smith College are "Smithies." The percentage of William Smith students who are classified as "Smithies" has not been officially determined by any student organizations or clubs.
I walked by that Smithie today, I know that she really isn't even hot and that I wouldn't even mack on that.
Smithie by NYCKid24 December 5, 2009
Related Words
A male skirt which is worn over trousers, jeans or leggings.
That guy looks sweet, hes wearing a SMITHIE.
Smithie by Liam Smithie February 11, 2013

Will Smithed 

Slap someone in front of a Crowd
Today I Will Smithed someone

He got embarrassed because he got Will Smithed
Will Smithed by MrMuuuuur March 28, 2022

The Smithester 

The gentlemanly act of holding a ladies hair back whilst she cries and vomits uncontrolably into the toilet, whilst at the same time you wank in her face and leave a heaving spunk mess on her chin!
Aw dude. Kerry came back to mine after the pub last night and threw up all over my carpet. Like every man knows thats the calling card for The Smithester, So I dragged her to the toilet and did my worst. She loved it!
The Smithester by Jobby Muscle December 12, 2010

tall ol' smitties 

Small ol' Titties.

May refer to a female that has an unusually small bust size. See flatchested.

The opposite of tig ol' bitties which refer to a woman's large breasts.

A woman with tall ol' smitties may be subject to ridicule and humiliation by others, and may not be considered a suitable mate by some men. This, however, is not recommended because all titties should be seen as a gift from God. Some men enjoy tall ol' smitties because they tend to be more perky than tig ol' bitties.
Guy A: Man, look at the tig ol' bitties on that girl over there! DAMN!!

Guy B: Yeah, but her friend's tall ol' smitties are just fine.

Guy A: Tall ol' smitties can't be fine! What's wrong with you man?

Guy B: Man, trust, tall ol' smitties are just fine. They're almost always perky, and I don't have to worry about much saggage.

Guy A: I see your point man, tig ol' bitties can get a little saggy at times.
tall ol' smitties by thaChamp April 3, 2010

Alan Smithee 

A pen name that directors use when they want to disown a movie they made. Can also be used for when someone is so ashamed of something they did.
Twilight was not directed by Alan Smithee. What a surprise.
Alan Smithee by Ainrana March 11, 2012
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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