Smillew always miraculously scores with the one hot, drunk chick at the party. She inevitably gets clingy and he manages to shake her off the next day with no kerfuffle. A player's player who loves his mama, Smillew will make you breakfast and never call you back, but you'll still tell your friends he's a nice guy. How does that Smillew-ass mo'fo' do it?, his mates wonder. Only G-d knows. Also proficient at jokes, fishing with drink in hand, excellent hat deployment, devastating comebacks at slightly too quiet a volume, and cooking sauces. Would recommend.
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From the German words meaning "silent" and "anger", this frankenstein word represents a feeling of seething anger that you won't/don't/ can't externalize.
Typically when so frustrated you have a want to cause harm to something or someone but you have no means to do so appropriately.
From the German words meaning "silent" and "anger", this frankenstein word represents a feeling of seething anger that you won't/don't/ can't externalize.
Typically when so frustrated you have a want to cause harm to something or someone but you have no means to do so appropriately.
1. Bob's wife left him for another man with the kids, it was his son's birthday so he went to their house to surprise him, only when he looked through the window he saw his ex-wife making out with her new Chad. He wanted to bust in and fight but then his kids entered the room happy and started hugging them. All he could do was stand at the door and feel stillewut.
2. Jack: just saw ya girl getting plowed by Chad down the block
Bob: the fuck, show me where!
Walks down and see a rock looking muthafucka drilling Jill
Jack: what you gonna do?
Bob: Nothing...
Bob walked away feeling stillewut.
3. Jon got blackmailed by Tyrese to tie up and blindfold his gf and let him do her. Needless to say, he felt stillewut.
4. Mark got the best grades 3 years in a row, Fred kept getting second place always being off by just 2 points. While everyone cheered on Mark, Fred felt a deep stillewut.
2. Jack: just saw ya girl getting plowed by Chad down the block
Bob: the fuck, show me where!
Walks down and see a rock looking muthafucka drilling Jill
Jack: what you gonna do?
Bob: Nothing...
Bob walked away feeling stillewut.
3. Jon got blackmailed by Tyrese to tie up and blindfold his gf and let him do her. Needless to say, he felt stillewut.
4. Mark got the best grades 3 years in a row, Fred kept getting second place always being off by just 2 points. While everyone cheered on Mark, Fred felt a deep stillewut.
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