Smiller

Dumbass who thinks it's funny to put your cubicle name plate on the mens room door.

Coworker: "Who put your name plate on the mens room door"?
Me: "That jackass Smiller. Who else"?

by CoWorker August 6, 2004

smiller

foul smelling discharge associated with Mr 3000 after he gets medieval on your ass.

Dude, it was gross- I pulled my hand out and it was covered in smiller.

by Lockjaw April 18, 2005

Smiller

foul smelling pop bottle discharge. Discovered by Dr Pepper and Mr 3000.

Dude, it was gross. I pulled my hand out and it was covered in smiller.

by Lockjaw April 18, 2005

Smiller's Colon

A call back to a previous topic or thread on a message board or mailing list etc. Used as a non-sequiter to annoy someone who tells exlpicit tales of their colonoscopy, or just to be zany.

Message Header: Looking at new tires

(Reply Header)Re: Looking at new tires in Smiller's Colon

by J_LA December 25, 2003

Fart Smeller

Someone who loses their dignity in order to be fancied by most people. These people hide how they truly feel about a thing, person, etc. This all comes in exchange of unconditional "which is rarely achieved" acceptance.

George is such a fart smeller! He is behind Becky's parents 24/7. Why can't he just be himself and let the dices roll? I mean you don't have to be a jerk to your father or mother in law, but this is way to much!

by say no to hypocrites! August 16, 2012

fart smeller

A spoonerism of "smart feller", a humorous and frequently derogatory term used to describe someone who demonstrates intelligence (or a reasonable facsimile) in a conversation. Can be applied to males or females. First heard in the early 1990s. Identical to fart smucker

In conversation, it is sometimes followed by the correct pronunciation for humorous effect.

So THAT's how calculus works. You sure are a fart smeller. I mean smart feller.

by Grue December 14, 2003

fart smeller

Someone who likes trouble or who likes gossip too much (someone who likes smelling other people's "farts").

I can not stand her: she is such a fart smeller! She knows everything about everyone!

by maitxa June 12, 2005