Definitions by Lockjaw

mountie 

sexual maneuver - receiving oral sex from another after having gone anal on a law officer's wife. rusty hacksaw hell

..on a pile of dirt! And the next day I find out he came back and gave the hot cowgirl the Mountie!

mountie by Lockjaw April 22, 2005

Smiller 

foul smelling pop bottle discharge. Discovered by Dr Pepper and Mr 3000.

Dude, it was gross. I pulled my hand out and it was covered in smiller.

Smiller by Lockjaw April 18, 2005

smiller 

foul smelling discharge associated with Mr 3000 after he gets medieval on your ass.

Dude, it was gross- I pulled my hand out and it was covered in smiller.

smiller by Lockjaw April 18, 2005