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Smillew always miraculously scores with the one hot, drunk chick at the party. She inevitably gets clingy and he manages to shake her off the next day with no kerfuffle. A player's player who loves his mama, Smillew will make you breakfast and never call you back, but you'll still tell your friends he's a nice guy. How does that Smillew-ass mo'fo' do it?, his mates wonder. Only G-d knows. Also proficient at jokes, fishing with drink in hand, excellent hat deployment, devastating comebacks at slightly too quiet a volume, and cooking sauces. Would recommend.
by Sylvia-Observer December 3, 2021
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