Smillow

A noun. When you cut open a pillow, take a shit in it, and then stitch it back up.

"Dude, my roommate totally stole $20 from me so I turned his pillow into a smillow last night!"

by Pillow Shitter March 12, 2019

smallowitz

A penis that is too small due to a bad circumcision A Jewish man with a small penis.

That girl likes big dicks, she'll never date a Smallowitz.

by Phil'n Good May 17, 2015

Smallowitz

Someone who leaves a small tip at a bar or restaurant. A bad tipper. A Jew who leaves a small tip.

That cheap bastard left a $2 tip on a $40 bar bill. What a Smallowitz!!

by Neo a New May 21, 2015

smellow

V. To remove the smell of weed by means of masking or ventilation.

My mom will be home any minute, so smellow out the basement because it smells like weed.

by CassetteFM May 7, 2009

Smillew

Smillew always miraculously scores with the one hot, drunk chick at the party. She inevitably gets clingy and he manages to shake her off the next day with no kerfuffle. A player's player who loves his mama, Smillew will make you breakfast and never call you back, but you'll still tell your friends he's a nice guy. How does that Smillew-ass mo'fo' do it?, his mates wonder. Only G-d knows. Also proficient at jokes, fishing with drink in hand, excellent hat deployment, devastating comebacks at slightly too quiet a volume, and cooking sauces. Would recommend.

"Check that Smillew-ass mo'fo' over there, bet he gets that lady's digits."

by Sylvia-Observer December 3, 2021

Smellow

Alternative word for ones anus.
Similar to Smell-hole

1. The other night i got bored, so i inserted my finger in my Smellow

2. Jane came over last night with a strap-on and we have some Smellowing fun

by McJamus June 26, 2008

shillow

When you sit on and fart into a throw pillow, then smack your friend or foe in the face with it. Depending on the material of the throw, the results can be remarkable. When properly executed, you can rip a disastrous bomb into the pillow, rip it across the room nailing someone in the head--and not only do they get doused in stench, but none of the residue remains in your area.

The key is compressing the pillow before you fart, then unloading your weight as it comes out. This causes the pillow to ingest all the surrounding air. Some shillows can hold the stench for 15 minutes in perfect conditions, giving lots of opportunity for a sneak attack.

Steve enters room, Dave & Jim are sitting on the couch

>WHAP!< throw pillow hits Steve in face thrown by Jim

"Ugh, bastard, you startled me!" Says Steve, then suddenly "OH CRAP, what's that smell?!? (dry heaving) I can taste it! Was that a shillow??"

"Hmm.. that's odd.. I don't smell anything over here. I don't know what you're talking about." Jim plays it off legit.

by H. Bobs August 14, 2009