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Smeogal

To take something, or borrow something that is not you'rs

taken from the character from LotR
"can I smeogal some milk"

"hey did you smeogal my pen"
by Aaron Rockwood April 25, 2006
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Smeogol

1. Character from Lord of The Rings trilogy that is very sneaky and has a lust and desire for the ring. Also known as Gollum

2.A person mentally overtaken by an obsession who goes to extreme measures of any sort to obtain their desires or goals. Hard drug addicts commonly fit the definition or obsessive abusive partners that think of nothing else.
That crackhead at the bus depot was certainly the ultimate smeogol .
by Old school bossman September 9, 2020
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Smegaladon

An enormous amount of smegma so big that it takes the form of a Megaladon
Anyone got a rag? I think I got a damn Smegaladon down there.
by CodeNameBingo November 23, 2018
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smegal

smegal is a crazy s.o.b., did you see him bit that guys finger off?
by monotone919 October 28, 2013
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Smegalomaniac

An individual who is obsessed with the smell and taste of smegma, bedding down as many partners as possible in a vain attempt to satisfy their insatiable desire.
Jack went down on three women this weekend. He said he hit the jackpot on the third. -- I fear he's becoming a smegalomaniac.
by RD VLVT June 9, 2011
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Smegaladon

A name for someone who has a mass build up of smegma.
Omg Heidi, stay away from Brad, he's a smegaladon.
by Meat Man 666 August 13, 2018
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smegal Jackhammer

The sexual position which resembles a jackhammer while impersonating Smegal from lord of the ring
by Michael Kain May 23, 2006
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