smeigal

when you anal probe someone with your index finger!!@@#@$

i smeigaled the kid that pizzed me off

by jonah henderson August 25, 2006

Smeigal

When you are way to wasted

When you're hanging out with your friends and you get smeigaled

by MissyAnn Contreras January 10, 2019

Shmeigal

to be awkward, weird, random, and shmeigally.

can also be shortened to "shmeig".

used to describe someone.

"Omg look at Jenn dancing"
"Hahahaha she's such a shmeigal"

by shmeigallyshmeigal October 1, 2012

Smegaladon

An enormous amount of smegma so big that it takes the form of a Megaladon

Anyone got a rag? I think I got a damn Smegaladon down there.

by CodeNameBingo November 23, 2018

smegal

a character from the movie Lord of The Rings.

smegal is a crazy s.o.b., did you see him bit that guys finger off?

by monotone919 October 28, 2013

Smegalomaniac

An individual who is obsessed with the smell and taste of smegma, bedding down as many partners as possible in a vain attempt to satisfy their insatiable desire.

Jack went down on three women this weekend. He said he hit the jackpot on the third. -- I fear he's becoming a smegalomaniac.

by RD VLVT June 9, 2011

Smegaladon

A name for someone who has a mass build up of smegma.

Omg Heidi, stay away from Brad, he's a smegaladon.

by Meat Man 666 August 13, 2018