Smeegal

(Smoking-Legal) A synthetic cannabinoid sold in most head shops across the states and is smoked with the intention of getting high. Some smoke Smeegal before drug test, because it does not contain THC (Tetrahydrocannabinol) like Marijuana but mimics the effects.

Here are different brands of Smeegal- NO bullsh*t, NYC potpourri, Comotose Candy, Aztec Warrior, Buddha Diamond, Mojo Max, Dragon Spice, Berry Blend, Joyride, K2, etc.

Smeegal and consider yourself WINNING!

by dnallohannairb May 11, 2011

Smegaladon

An enormous amount of smegma so big that it takes the form of a Megaladon

Anyone got a rag? I think I got a damn Smegaladon down there.

by CodeNameBingo November 23, 2018

Dick Shmeegal's

Another way to say McDonalds.

Guy 1: "Hey, where you at?"
Grant Walker: "I'm over here at Dick Shmeegal's getting a Big-and-Nasty and a side of fries."

by D-Bruch January 12, 2008

smegal

a character from the movie Lord of The Rings.

smegal is a crazy s.o.b., did you see him bit that guys finger off?

by monotone919 October 28, 2013

Smegalomaniac

An individual who is obsessed with the smell and taste of smegma, bedding down as many partners as possible in a vain attempt to satisfy their insatiable desire.

Jack went down on three women this weekend. He said he hit the jackpot on the third. -- I fear he's becoming a smegalomaniac.

by RD VLVT June 9, 2011

Smegaladon

A name for someone who has a mass build up of smegma.

Omg Heidi, stay away from Brad, he's a smegaladon.

by Meat Man 666 August 13, 2018

smegal Jackhammer

The sexual position which resembles a jackhammer while impersonating Smegal from lord of the ring

I smegal jackhammerd that slut good and proper

by Michael Kain May 23, 2006