Smeegal 

(Smoking-Legal) A synthetic cannabinoid sold in most head shops across the states and is smoked with the intention of getting high. Some smoke Smeegal before drug test, because it does not contain THC (Tetrahydrocannabinol) like Marijuana but mimics the effects.

Here are different brands of Smeegal- NO bullsh*t, NYC potpourri, Comotose Candy, Aztec Warrior, Buddha Diamond, Mojo Max, Dragon Spice, Berry Blend, Joyride, K2, etc.

Smeegal and consider yourself WINNING!

Smeegal by dnallohannairb May 11, 2011

Smegaladon

An enormous amount of smegma so big that it takes the form of a Megaladon

Anyone got a rag? I think I got a damn Smegaladon down there.

Smegaladon by CodeNameBingo November 23, 2018

Dick Shmeegal's 

Another way to say McDonalds.

Guy 1: "Hey, where you at?"
Grant Walker: "I'm over here at Dick Shmeegal's getting a Big-and-Nasty and a side of fries."

Dick Shmeegal's by D-Bruch January 12, 2008

smegal 

a character from the movie Lord of The Rings.

smegal is a crazy s.o.b., did you see him bit that guys finger off?

smegal by monotone919 October 28, 2013

Smegalomaniac 

An individual who is obsessed with the smell and taste of smegma, bedding down as many partners as possible in a vain attempt to satisfy their insatiable desire.

Jack went down on three women this weekend. He said he hit the jackpot on the third. -- I fear he's becoming a smegalomaniac.

Smegalomaniac by RD VLVT June 9, 2011

Smegaladon

A name for someone who has a mass build up of smegma.

Omg Heidi, stay away from Brad, he's a smegaladon.

Smegaladon by Meat Man 666 August 13, 2018

smegal Jackhammer 

The sexual position which resembles a jackhammer while impersonating Smegal from lord of the ring

I smegal jackhammerd that slut good and proper

smegal Jackhammer by Michael Kain May 23, 2006