smegal 

a character from the movie Lord of The Rings.

smegal is a crazy s.o.b., did you see him bit that guys finger off?

smegal by monotone919 October 28, 2013

smegal Jackhammer 

The sexual position which resembles a jackhammer while impersonating Smegal from lord of the ring

I smegal jackhammerd that slut good and proper

smegal Jackhammer by Michael Kain May 23, 2006

Cock smegal

When you kick someone in the balls and they hunch over and holding there precious.

She kicked me in the balls and I cock smegaled for like 20 mins.

Cock smegal is when one has to hold there precious in pain.

Cock smegal by Moonmaster111 March 30, 2025

snegal 

sneaky but legal

The Mayor's attempt to remove the homestead tax credit was technically legal but involved deception. It was a snegal action attempt to raise revenues without alerting the people to his actions.

snegal by Puchin October 8, 2011

Share the smealth 

Farting in public, making sure you share the smell with as many people as possible. A pun on "share the wealth".

I passed gas on a packed bus today. I know everyone got a whiff of it. Ya gotta share the smealth!

Share the smealth by LonePooper January 27, 2018

The Stegall Disclaimer

Clause.

Codicil used by males prior to engaging in vaginal/anal intercourse with sorostitutes. This clause is directly used to relieve any and/or all future hopes of aforementioned guttersluts from pressuring said individual into relationships. Further, the male in said situation is absolved from all guilt stemming from palpation of the vaginal canal and/or anus on any given sexual encounter. Upon acceptance of the agreement, the sorostitute has no grounds to bitch or carp about the male’s absence of interest in her personally as well as sexually post copulation. The function of the agreement replaces the antiquated phrase “sex does not constitute a relationship” that is typically used in one’s defense after coitus. It is important to note that most experts agree that had the Stegall Disclaimer been instituted in our fathers’ time most bullshit that almost all of us have had to deal with at one time or another could have been avoided.

NOTE: The most integral and ingenuous part of the disclaimer is that it dispels the myth that the vast majority of women believe that they are “special” and “different” from all other “pieces of ass.” In addition, the application of this verbal contract vindicates a fundamental part of the male’s relationship slant – women are stupid and think that they can change men, but they are incorrect. It is important to remember that the use of the disclaimer MUST be clearly in place before the first penetrating act. Serious consequences will result if the methodology is applied AFTER “rearranging her guts.”

The Disclaimer was first implanted in the fall of 2003 and has since achieved overwhelmingly positive results. To the knowledge of all pundits of the clause, the disclaimer’s veil has not been pierced since inception.

*The Stegall Disclaimer does not protect against HIV or other sexually transmitted diseases.

Amy: “He’s such a fucking dick for screwing me and not calling this week.”
Pam: “But you said that he gave you the Stegall Disclaimer.”
Amy: “I know but…well…fuck.”

Zach: “You can’t just raw-dog your soldier through some chick and not take her out later.”
Ryan: “You are uninformed, my friend. I gave her the ‘ol Stegall Disclaimer.”
Zach: “You are a goddamned genius.”

The Stegall Disclaimer by William Faulknerite April 12, 2009

Smekalka

When you find yourself in a tough situation and need to improvise stupidly (Russian word)

Person 1: why are you strapping hotplates to a tank?
Person 2: the targeting system for the missile works better when an object is hot
Person 1: so we're cheating on the missile trials?
Person 2: just take it as smekalka

Smekalka by Berhatihatidiruangplatform June 5, 2023