Smellhead 

A dookie face that smells like ick

EEW, ur such a smellhead!

Smellhead by Psychic Chic June 19, 2008

Your Mother was a Hamster and your Father Smelled of Elderberries

This is the greatest insult ever uttered in the history of mankind. It has been said that if a individual says this to another, they will be succumbed to the overwhelming Dankness they have experienced. Their bones will start to get weak, they will drop to their knees and beg for mercy. BUT! They will will be no forgiveness for those whose mother is a hamster and their father smells of elderberries! They will be forced to eat the unholy Lima Soy as punishment for their grave sin.

Your Mother was a Hamster and your Father smelled of Elderberries, enough said

Your Mother was a Hamster and your Father Smelled of Elderberries by YabaGabaGoo December 26, 2021

mr. skullhead 

To fuck someone in the clit.

I am going to go and Mr. Skullhead you.

mr. skullhead by Average Urabn Dictionary Idiot July 19, 2006

smearhead

Somebody who is your boy but kind of slippery.

Yo, I know that boy Gadzüke- he woke AF but he kinda a smearhead. I saw him shoving slim Jim’s down his trousers at the dollar store.

Fecus’s boys called him a smearhead after he dined and dashed at the local Arches.

smearhead by GerthPaul November 24, 2020

smeghead 

A all purpose cuss word, made famous by 'Red Dwarf' a popular TV show. Thought to have first been seen on a foreign appliance before being used in 'Red Dwarf'.

U Smeghead

Ur a smeghead

smeghead by DJDale September 26, 2005

smeghead 

The origin of this word is unclear - while it is accused of being an abbreviation of "smegma," Grant Naylor insist that they saw the word on a foreign appliance, and co-opted it as an all-purpose cussword for their show "Red Dwarf."

"Oh, Rimmer, you *are* a smeghead."

smeghead by Kucitizen June 4, 2004

smelled like a bucket of assholes 

an extremely offensive odor, possibly what the inside of a johnny on the spot would smell like if you stuck your head down the bowl; an odor so horrific, you would stick ur head up your own ass just to escape it; a truly epic flatulation, one so disgusting it would choke a farm mule

Guy one: Dude, i went down on your sister and it smelled like a bucket of assholes!

Guy two: Dude, you gotta sniff it before you lick it!

smelled like a bucket of assholes by jwagz75 April 27, 2011