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smelledy 

A stank rank smelly belly beast who feasts on cheese balls and sulfurs and the souls of liberals. And when you don’t tuck in at night it will give you quite a fright. But don’t let him bite or you’ll put a fite.
I hâte your bald smelledy
smelledy by Markwillis4567 June 17, 2024

Your Mother was a Hamster and your Father Smelled of Elderberries

This is the greatest insult ever uttered in the history of mankind. It has been said that if a individual says this to another, they will be succumbed to the overwhelming Dankness they have experienced. Their bones will start to get weak, they will drop to their knees and beg for mercy. BUT! They will will be no forgiveness for those whose mother is a hamster and their father smells of elderberries! They will be forced to eat the unholy Lima Soy as punishment for their grave sin.
Your Mother was a Hamster and your Father smelled of Elderberries, enough said

smelled like a bucket of assholes 

an extremely offensive odor, possibly what the inside of a johnny on the spot would smell like if you stuck your head down the bowl; an odor so horrific, you would stick ur head up your own ass just to escape it; a truly epic flatulation, one so disgusting it would choke a farm mule
Guy one: Dude, i went down on your sister and it smelled like a bucket of assholes!

Guy two: Dude, you gotta sniff it before you lick it!

Smelled the Cupcake 

1. v. when an individual is preforming fellatio on a man and in withdrawing slightly, unintentionally lets the penis flick out and in continuing the rhythmical sucking receives an jab from the penis head to the nostrils at which point the party receiving the fellatio ejaculates all up in to the other's nasal passages. This can also be done by simply ramming one's penis into the other's nose with one's hand and blowing one's load simultaneously. Derived from instances when someone is eating a cupcake and another says "that cupcake smells excellent" and when the person goes to smell the other hits their hand covering their nose in frosting.

2. Can also be used to describe a fuck up. Used similarly to "screwed the pooch"
You really smelled the cupcake on that one

Smelley Kelley 

A Smelley Kelley, is someone who frequently stinks, and lacks a total "non-neaderthal" sense of hygeine without any sign of acknowledgement. A Smelley Kelley can be a male or female. Symptoms of being a smelley kelley: gross shit on teeth, and a smelly crouch. Smelley Kelleys oftenly are broke, and like shitty music like, Nickleback.
Anthony, that ginger, is a Smelley Kelley. I stayed with him all weekend. He never once brushed his teeth, or even had a toothbrush.

Whoever smelled it, dealt it 

n. An effective Covid-19 contact tracing method, that became popular after Trump Campaign lawyer Jenna Ellis, who sat right next to an incessantly flatulent Rudy Giuliani during a 2020 election hearing at Michigan, contracted the coronavirus a few days after Giuliani tested positive for the same. The broadcast of the hearing shows how Rudy kept farting time and again throughout the entire hearing process and Ellis, who sat right next to him, mask-less, kept on smelling those obnoxious farts the entire time. Several sources now claim that the experts have ascertained this lethal exposure to the deadly gas leakage as the very source of Ellis’s covid infection.
It seems that it was Rudy who gave Jenna covid, not the White House party, because as you know, whoever smelled it, dealt it.
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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Basically the same meaning as ate.
x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
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Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
Word of the Day on October 18, 2026

fache-couture 

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
Word of the Day on October 17, 2026
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