Smeits

To ejaculate on the bristles of a broom, and wipe it on ones face.

Eww she actually let him give her smeits!

by Sonny Lawrence April 20, 2006

Smeit Small

A word commonly used by Discount Tire technicians to, most of the time, describe any object they do not know the name of.
The word may also mean "big small" either it be describing a chode or the blocks for the lift.

Bob: Hey Billy, can you hand me the Smeit Small?

Billy: Sure thing bob baw here's your Smeit Small

by Discount Tire May 9, 2019