Smeits

To ejaculate on the bristles of a broom, and wipe it on ones face.

Eww she actually let him give her smeits!

by Sonny Lawrence April 20, 2006

Smitsy

When someone procrastinates to a point that they spend more time procrastinating and not getting what they need done.

my friend pulled a smitsy on the science project.

by Rain Of Life October 30, 2010

Jimmy Smits

Famous Latino Actor

Popular slang used to discretely refer to lesbians

Peter: Did you see Jimmy Smits over there?

Bill: Hey yeah, yeah that was pretty cool.

by Mikal Honcho March 30, 2008

Smitsy

When a feature on someone’s body looks good.

His hair is looking smitsy...

by Kjay <3 July 8, 2019

Smits

Very small boobs, less than a b cup is considered smits

Me(Legend)"Omg Lois when will your smits develope"
Lois"OWWWW"

by KillaKydawgMasterMix December 8, 2010

sheits

it is a new "hip" way of saying the word "shit" in a specific context.. You CANNOT use this word in the context of meaning the object of "shit".. The perfect example of a situation you could use it in is in the Example section below!

P.s This word is usually used express a "shocking" reaction

Ammar: "Miki brruh, I forgot the green =/"
Miki: "Sheits!"

by Youber February 25, 2014

chelsea darlene smitson

Chelsea darlene smitson- also known as a w.h.o.r.e that sleeps with anyone that will give it to her. Runs away from her problems. Acts like a Disney mom. Left her "family" high and dry. Is selfish but vary smart and is a spoiled rotten BRAT. Needs to learn respect and loyalty.

Chelsea darlene smitson needs to keep her legs closed. And stop blaming others for her reactions!

by Petty.bitch May 30, 2018