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To ejaculate on the bristles of a broom, and wipe it on ones face.
Eww she actually let him give her smeits!
Smeits by Sonny Lawrence April 20, 2006
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When someone procrastinates to a point that they spend more time procrastinating and not getting what they need done.
my friend pulled a smitsy on the science project.
Smitsy by Rain Of Life October 30, 2010
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Jimmy Smits 

Famous Latino Actor

Popular slang used to discretely refer to lesbians
Peter: Did you see Jimmy Smits over there?

Bill: Hey yeah, yeah that was pretty cool.
Jimmy Smits by Mikal Honcho March 30, 2008
When a feature on someone’s body looks good.
His hair is looking smitsy...
Smitsy by Kjay <3 July 8, 2019
Very small boobs, less than a b cup is considered smits
Me(Legend)"Omg Lois when will your smits develope"
Lois"OWWWW"
Smits by KillaKydawgMasterMix December 8, 2010
it is a new "hip" way of saying the word "shit" in a specific context.. You CANNOT use this word in the context of meaning the object of "shit".. The perfect example of a situation you could use it in is in the Example section below!

P.s This word is usually used express a "shocking" reaction
Ammar: "Miki brruh, I forgot the green =/"
Miki: "Sheits!"
sheits by Youber February 25, 2014

chelsea darlene smitson 

Chelsea darlene smitson- also known as a w.h.o.r.e that sleeps with anyone that will give it to her. Runs away from her problems. Acts like a Disney mom. Left her "family" high and dry. Is selfish but vary smart and is a spoiled rotten BRAT. Needs to learn respect and loyalty.
Chelsea darlene smitson needs to keep her legs closed. And stop blaming others for her reactions!
More from Urban Dictionary

Brought-upsy 

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.
Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?



Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?
Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005
Word of the Day on September 12, 2026
The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...
I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
kitbash by geru January 15, 2006
Word of the Day on September 11, 2026

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026
Word of the Day on September 10, 2026
-Ramifications

-shorthand for the ramifications of actions
Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023
Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
Word of the Day on September 8, 2026
Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026
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