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To ejaculate on the bristles of a broom, and wipe it on ones face.

Eww she actually let him give her smeits!

Smeits by Sonny Lawrence April 20, 2006

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Smitsy

When someone procrastinates to a point that they spend more time procrastinating and not getting what they need done.

my friend pulled a smitsy on the science project.

Smitsy by Rain Of Life October 30, 2010

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Jimmy Smits

Famous Latino Actor

Popular slang used to discretely refer to lesbians

Peter: Did you see Jimmy Smits over there?

Bill: Hey yeah, yeah that was pretty cool.

Jimmy Smits by Mikal Honcho March 30, 2008

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Smitsy

When a feature on someone’s body looks good.

His hair is looking smitsy...

Smitsy by Kjay <3 July 8, 2019

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Smits

Very small boobs, less than a b cup is considered smits

Me(Legend)"Omg Lois when will your smits develope"
Lois"OWWWW"

Smits by KillaKydawgMasterMix December 8, 2010

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sheits

it is a new "hip" way of saying the word "shit" in a specific context.. You CANNOT use this word in the context of meaning the object of "shit".. The perfect example of a situation you could use it in is in the Example section below!

P.s This word is usually used express a "shocking" reaction

Ammar: "Miki brruh, I forgot the green =/"
Miki: "Sheits!"

sheits by Youber February 25, 2014

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chelsea darlene smitson

Chelsea darlene smitson- also known as a w.h.o.r.e that sleeps with anyone that will give it to her. Runs away from her problems. Acts like a Disney mom. Left her "family" high and dry. Is selfish but vary smart and is a spoiled rotten BRAT. Needs to learn respect and loyalty.

Chelsea darlene smitson needs to keep her legs closed. And stop blaming others for her reactions!

chelsea darlene smitson by Petty.bitch May 30, 2018

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Yap Trap

A seemingly endless debate with a idiot

I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it

Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026

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Blexas

Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.

Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.

Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.

Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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