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When someone procrastinates to a point that they spend more time procrastinating and not getting what they need done.
my friend pulled a smitsy on the science project.
Smitsy by Rain Of Life October 30, 2010
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When a feature on someone’s body looks good.
His hair is looking smitsy...
Smitsy by Kjay <3 July 8, 2019
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Smoked out and tipsy...

When you smoke a good amount marijuana while drinking

This term was created by the Pittsburgh native rappers Franchise and Vinny Radio, better known as The Come Up Boys
Im off a half bottle of Henny and an O of the best pack, a homie smipsy.

We smoked out and we tipsy so in our world its smipsy - Franchise
Smipsy by AF_Rome January 4, 2012

Smitty Werbenjagermanjensen 

He was #1
Smitty Werbenjagermanjensen's, his headstone only says "Smitty Werben"

Spongebob: It was his hat Mr Krabs, He was number 1!

Smitty Werbenjagermanjensen 

He was number one!
Smitty Werbenjagermanjensen was clearly number one. It says so on his hat.
A word to describe someone who is extremely smart but who occasionally or frequently acts ditzy. Also used to describe the behavior of such person.
See that girl? You'd never guess by looking at her that she's super smart, because she acts totally ditzy. That girl is really smitzy.

My boyfriend is President of the Chess Club and was accepted to Harvard. But he's forever losing his phone, locking himself out of his car, and leaving his wallet at home. God, is he smitzy.

I went to a job interview and totally nailed it: passed every test and gave all the right answers. Everything was perfect ... until it was time to leave. Without thinking, instead of shaking my interviewer's hand, I gave him a kiss him on the cheek! That was one hell of a smitzy moment.
Smitzy by yo-yo-ma-ma December 28, 2010

Titty smithy 

Mandick the titty smithy who molds titty Armor for every strong female video game character
Tom: I wonder how the females get such accurate Armour for their titties
Jacob: Mandick the titty smithy makes it
Tom: Thanks for telling me bro
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026
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