smeish

smelly, dirty, ugly, fat, stinky fish.

Damn that bitch is a smeish she fucked 12 seniors in one week and she only in 9th grade.

by Leoooooooo April 8, 2008

SMESH

When used as a noun it is the collective term for the code of honor and way of life (just like Bushido). Its origins are from Dagestan and the father of the Smesh is considered to be the ufc fighter Khabib Nurmagamedov.
When used as a verb , smeshing is superior than smashing and always results in changing the face of the smashed guy. This is the highest purpose for anyone following the Smesh code.

Khabib about Conor McGregor:
"His legacy is money. My legacy is Smesh."

Dana White: Hey Khabib how are you?
Khabib: Hey I'm gonna smesh your boy.

by ggnorethx October 22, 2018

SMESH

When used as a noun it is the collective term for the code of honor and way of life (just like Bushido). Its origins are from Dagestan and the father of the Smesh is considered to be the ufc fighter Khabib Nurmagamedov.
When used as a verb , smeshing is superior than smashing and always results in changing the face of the smashed guy. This is the highest purpose for anyone following the Smesh code.

Khabib about Conor McGregor:
"His legacy is money. My legacy is Smesh."

Dana White: Hey Khabib how are you?
Khabib: Hey I'm gonna smesh your boy.

by ggnorethx October 22, 2018

smishmammered

Inspired by the movie knocked up with their smishsmortion clinic and a long night of drinking. Its the level of drunk past being hammered but before being totaly wasted. Originates from the Le Cordon Bleu, Las Vegas.

Guy One: Last night I was so smishmammered that I slept with my ex.
Guy Two: Dude she is a hoe fo sho.

by Di Jota February 8, 2009

smish

to compress, compact, or squeeze together.

why don't you just smish your ish?

by ErickArizona January 18, 2010

smish

to organize or simplify.

Dude, you need to smish your stuff because it's getting a little out of hand.

by InTheYear2000 January 18, 2010

Smexshy

Smexshy is derived from the slang smexy, and it is used to describe someone who is smart, sexy and shy, at the same time.

Reema looked sexy blushing when she recived her MedicalScience award. She’s so smexshy.

by Kfupmsucks November 7, 2018